User:A More Perfect Onion

I've been editing Wikipedia for a few years as an anonymous user. I frequently watch the Recent Changes page, and tag articles for speedy deletion. I finally decided to get a user account so that I could use Twinkle.

My userboxes en This user is a native speaker of the English language. C++ This user can program in C++. Perl This user is just another Perl hacker. vb This user is a Visual Basic programmer. This user is a citizen of the United States of America. This user flies a Wikipedia Air Force stealth fighter in Operation Enduring Encyclopedia. This user is a recent changes patroller. This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. Warning! Soylent Green is people! "Books" by Alphascript Publishing & Icon Group reuse Wikipedia. DESTROY! DESTROY! This user is a WikiDalek. VANDALS WILL BE EX-TER-MI-NATED! This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

About me

ΘΧ This user is a brother of Theta Chi Fraternity. This user is a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan. This user is a Vexillologist. This user is a certified scuba diver. This user is affiliated with Pennsylvania State University This user is a member of the Silly Party! This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in 2m 20s.

I'm not perfect; I'm only more perfect. I've been known to whack myself with a trout when necessary. I am not open to other editors wielding fish at me on Wikipedia, but I will gladly face people in a trout-fight elsewhere.