I am an AFL umpire and an arcoholic. Dont know how to speel either.
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Aflumpire
My local time:
March 2026
Tuesday
3:43 am EDT
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Yeah, hey guys. I am totally against vandals and I am constantly on the reporting page tipping returning vandals off to admin. I have a 80% succsess rate so hopefully I wont have to do it that often but you gotta do what ya gotta do.
When ever I see a new user, I happily greet them and give them the following message
EXAMPLE: Hello, Aflumpire, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful:
I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, check out Wikipedia:Questions, ask me on my talk page, or place {{helpme}} on your talk page and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Again, welcome!.
Feel free to put on anything on my page but a notice on this page and my disscusion. ANY VANDALISM OR WASTE OF SPACE WILL BE DELETED IMMEDIATLY FROM MY PAGE AND YOU WILL BE WARNED FOR VANDALISM> Only if its a waste of space or vandalism but by all means, say hi and ask me questions. Hopefully I can be an admin one day so we will see how we go!!
Thanks guys