User:Ben morphett

Hi everyone, I'm Ben.

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This user is from Earth.

This user comes from Australia.

This user is male.

This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up.

INTJ

This user has an INTJ personality
per the Myers–Briggs typing system.

This user is an omnivore.

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

This user is drug-free.

This user does not smoke.

This user wants to be your friend.

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

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This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

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Ben morphett signs his posts and thinks you should too!

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.

J	This user trusts Jimbo.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

prn

This user uses pronouns.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

infin¦
itive

This user chooses never to split infinitives.

A, B and C

This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

DW

This user is a Time Lord

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

Soylent Green is People!

Hello, Ben morphett. I want to play a game.

This user knows 
"...there is no spoon".

This user is very excite!.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

ax²+bx+c=0

This user likes algebra.

\int \limits _{a}^{b}\,

This user knows the difference between an integral and an antiderivative; and so should you!

\int \,

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where he started.^†

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

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This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user believes in logic.

This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user supports recycling.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user opposes the use of capital punishment.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

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I did the original version of the Wendy Lewis article.

I also did the original version of the Percy Savage article.

I did the original version of the Elwyn Lynn article. He was a notable artist, author, critic and curator. He won the Wynne Prize.

I did the original version of the Roland Berrill article. He was a co-founder of Mensa.

I was travelling in the North of Finland recently, and I was noticed that Sajos (the Sami parliament) was not in the English wikipedia, so I translated the Finnish version and made it a new article.

I did the original article for the 'Bazinga rieki' jellyfish (new species, genus, family and suborder!) I used the automatic taxoboxes to do the taxonomy.

I did the original article for Percival Savage.

I'm doing an article about Valentine Stacy at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ben_morphett/Valentine_Stacy.

Also:

QOTD: Time is Nature's way of stopping everything from happening at once. But just recently, it doesn't seem to be working!

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