User:Colonel Wilhelm Klink
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Colonel Wilhelm Klink
This is the user page for Colonel Wilhelm Klink, who has been an editor on Wikipedia since February 29, 2016. While this "Klink" fellow may seem like a genuinely stable editor and overall nice guy, do not be fooled! He is in reality quite slow, dim-witted, and basically incapable of complex thoughts. If (or rather, when) he makes any mistakes or creates any problems in his editing, please notify him on his talk page. If you do not wish to do so, just carry on with your business, pretending that you see nothing – nothing!!
About
As a young lad, Colonel Wilhelm Klink was "accidentally" dropped out of a third-story window by his mother; in case you hadn't guessed, he landed on his head. Upon recovering from this, he was, again, "accidentally" dropped out of a third-story window, this time by his father (sensing a theme here?). After an official investigation, the local police filled out a report on the incident consisting of just one word: "Justified".
Upon flunking out of sixteen successive preparatory schools (and being laughed out of five others), Klink's father took the initiative, enrolling him in a military academy ("Son, you are good for nothing else, so why don't you join the army?"). On his first day of service, a computer error (à la Catch-22) promoted him to the rank of colonel, at which he has remained to this day.
Despite his name, Colonel Wilhelm Klink does not reside in Klink, Germany, as he has been banned from that country for being, in the words of the German government, a "...what?...who let you in?...you...you...get out of here! Get out of here now!" Ahem. Today, Klink lives in a dumpster in Chicago, Nevada, with his six cats and his collection of used tissues.
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