User:Consarn/sandbox
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that's it, i've had it with you, that does it, i'm done, that's the last straw
feel free to vandalize this page, but make it funny or i'll fart inside your car
да or нет is the real question
sanddraft here (stinky)
very much not serious things
true story of the
NOW HERE'S THE RAW, UNFILTERED TRUTH ABOUT THIS SITE. THE TRUTH BIG WIKI WANTS TO HIDE FROM MY FREE-THINKING WATCHERS SO THEIR DE FACTO CEO, THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER, CAN BECOME OVERLORD OF THE DEMONIVERSE AND ILLEGALIZE CHILD LABOR
WIKIPEDIA ISN'T JUST THE FREE ONLINE ENCYCLOPEDIA THAT ANYONE CAN EDIT THAT YOU KNOW OF, OH NO. IT'S LITERALLY ONE OF THE ONLY SITES IN THE WORLD TO HAVE AN ARTICLE WHERE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER EDITED IT TECHNICALLY HAS A COI. AND THAT ARTICLE IS FAX[1]
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things to be afraid of
- the fact that anyone you know, love and think you're loved by may be brazilian
- the taste of cheap booze
- the price of expensive booze
- people who somehow still remember memes 2 hours after they're declared dead
- cluebot
- the phrase "asking for a friend"
- the unknown of whether your beer is esploded or not
important facts about me
- i am consarn, son of consarn
- BIOGURRNGY!!! I AM MONEY... I AM GOD!
grocery list
- a grocery
