| Question | Answer |
| Who are you? | Well, I don't talk much about myself. |
| Why do you create certain new pages? | Well, I hate seeing redlinks, and I hate seeing things that should be linked to that are not. |
| Why so many stubs? | Well, I probably followed a redlink and started an article that someone else knows more about. |
| Why are you occasionally argumentative? | Well, what do you mean? What makes you think I'm argumentative?! |
| Why do you even try to mediate? | Well, there is no right way or wrong way, only my way |
| Why do all your answers start with "well" | Well, it's a deep subject... |
| Why do you say you come from Ontario and Ottawa? (user submitted) | Well, there are dozens of towns/cities named "Ottawa" in the world. I also say I'm from Canada and Ontario. |
| What do your short forms mean in edit summaries?" | Well, most are pretty standard (rv = revert, rm = remove, +cmt = add comment, +rply = add reply). The unique one is +smac which stands for "add smart-assed comment" |