User:KiefKief

Part human, part Appletizer - most likely found editing video game and science fiction literature articles. Will respond most positively to offerings of pesto and/or cumin sandwiches. If you can squeeze some cheese and salad cream in there too, you're definitely onto a winner.

Kiefer is a proud member of the Copy Editors Guild - keeping Wikipedia sounding exquisite.

Kiefer is a proud member of the Bethesda Task Force - bringing you the truth... no matter how bad it hurts.

Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Tool - vicariously, I edit while the whole world dies.

Kiefer is a proud member of the Internet Culture Project - beause all your edits are belong to us.

Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Economics - editing with an invisible hand.

Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject SF - all those... edits... will be lost... like tears, in rain.

What makes you tick, Kiefer? A question with eyes set on a wide horizon, for sure. Could I give a complete, comprehensive reply outlining the majority of the information that sparks through my head on a day to day basis? I could give it a go. Could I sum the answer up in a few descriptive words or phrases for time saving purposes? I could certainly attempt it. Could I give a brief summary in the form of said words and phrases, followed by a more in-depth look for those readers who do not know the IRL meaning of TL:DR, let alone the IRL meaning of IRL? Now that's more like it.

This user plays Minecraft.

This user is a vault dweller

This user prefers to play games on a laptop.

This user's SteamID is kiefff.

This user loves cheesecake.

This user drinks GUINNESS

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user enjoys ambient music.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user loves DUBSTEP.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys music that melts your face.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This person uses Norton AntiVirus security software.

This user is protected by a Symantec product (Norton AntiVirus)!

This user contributes using Google Chrome or Chromium.

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This user supports the Standard Model, and believes that it will end mankind's quest for a Theory of everything

This user is a Scorpio.

This user believes in logic.

This user studies at the University of Essex.

This user's favourite colour is red.

User:S.dedalus/Richard Dawkins (God)

This user supports sustainable living.

This user believes that all procrastinators (himself included) need to unite and take over the world... tomorrow.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user reads science fiction.

This user is a citizen of England.

This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.

This user is thinking with Portals!

This user would like to remind you that Wikipedia is not censored.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

This user finds Wikipe-tan just a little bit creepy and disturbing.

This user has a keen interest in the philosophy of physics.

This user is a Singularitarian.

This user knows that space is the future

This user prefers rare steak.

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OH SHI–

This user is NOT a Nexus-6

This user can get online. Did you know that?

This user games with an Xbox 360 Controller on their PC.

This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user can read an Alethiometer.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user escaped from the Cube.

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This user knows you can't fight in the War Room.

This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

This user took off and nuked the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

User:Torchflame/UBX/Neo

This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.

This user has relative pitch.

This user will never understand why adding more squiggles shortens the duration of a sound.

This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music.

This user enjoys Chiptune music.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user demands you respect my authoritah!

This user loves the wisdom of philosophy.

This user is a transhumanist.

This user supports the rights of women who want to be braless in public.

This user is an Internet addict and is proud of it.

This user would like to live in the Culture.

This user will move to a GSV at the first opportunity.

This user knows that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

"PC LOAD LETTER" What the fuck does that mean?

KiefKief (user) (talk) 14:50, 21 June 2013 (UTC)