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I'd really appreciate it if you sign below. I always like to know if someone's reading my user page. Leave any comment you want...

I read your userpage. I like the funny tags :) Spiby (talk) 18:14, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

OH NOEZ! GIANT EVIL CLOCK! AlmightyClam (talk) 15:47, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Those funny tags just get better! ☺ Spiby ☻ 12:12, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Note: These are just jokes. Please DON'T use them on anything. Unless you want to put one on your userpage or get banned! Also, It should be known that anything critical of Wikipedia on the tags are mere jokes. While Wikipedia isn't perfect, these tags are not written in aversion to Wikipedia.

Although this user is a participant in WikiProject Awards, I think I can make many more barnstars if people place requests for barnstars. So You name it. I'll make it! Please post all requests below the line. Thank you!

OMG! I have made more awards than any other wikipedian! I should be in the world records! LOL.

Note: These are not awards for me, they are awards made by me. Please don't modify these copies. And tell me before replacing the images themselves! Feel free to copy and give as awards.

Note: The below images are all licensed under GNU Free Documentation License.

1. The Buddha Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the eastern religion of Buddhism.

2. The Tao Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the eastern religion of Taoism.

3. The Shinto Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the eastern religion of Shintoism.

4. The Christian Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the now global religion of Christianity.

5. The Gandhi Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the life of, or insirational writings of Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.

6. The "Weird Al" Yankovic Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the life of, or humorous songs of "Weird Al" Yankovic. (Note: I did NOT create this idea, This award was introduced on December 31, 2007 by Dantheu2man (not me!).

7. The Radioactive Barnstar: for making particularly fine contributions to the topic of radioactive materials, or simply radiation In general.

8. The Userpage Finder Barnstar: For finding a hard-to-find userpage and possibly making someone's day.

9. The Charity Barnstar For contributing significantly to expand or improve an article related to charity (Note: I did NOT create this idea, This award was suggested by Susanbryce (not me!).

Please post below the horizontal line. Thank you!

		The Template Barnstar
		I award you this barnstar for making those funny "Funny Tags" Spiby (talk) 18:14, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

		The Surreal Barnstar
		Heh he! Those funny tags just get funnier the more you add. Keep it up! Spiby (talk) 16:28, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

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