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More information HANNIBAL PLEDGES TO DESTROY ROMEHannibal told his father, "I swear so soon as age will permit...I will use fire and steel to arrest the destiny of Rome.", VERCINGETORIX LAYS DOWN HIS ARMSVercingetorix surrendered in a dramatic fashion, riding his beautifully adorned horse out of Alesia and around Caesar's camp before dismounting in front of Caesar, stripping himself of his armor and sitting down at his opponent's feet, where he remained motionless until he was taken away. ...

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I'm literally and undeniably the perfect lifeform. Millions of years of evolution have culminated in my creation. I'm basically Da Vinci, Faulkner, Rand, Alexander, and Napoleon,all in one incredibly jacked and toned and sexy body, but better. I don't even need to breathe anymore bro. I'm past that. The things you consider biological necessities or requirements are completely optional to me. I walk ten times faster than the average man, my sperm cells are hyper-intelligent, and I'm pretty sure I could fly if I really put my mind to it.
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Honestly, I'm probably immortal. Actually, I'm definitely immortal. There's no doubt about that, I'm certain I'm immortal. I will never die, because I cant. It's unthinkable. I'm gonna outlive the fucking sun and all the stars and planets. I'm gonna live to see the heat death bro. I'm going to be the last piece of identifiable matter in the whole universe when it finally folds over on itself.

You couldn't do that.

You suck bro.

"I will either find a way, or make one."

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BALDWIN IV SUCCEEDS AT MONTGISARD
It is said that King Baldwin IV ordered the relic of the True Cross to be raised in front of the opposing troops. The King, whose teenage body was already ravaged by aggressive leprosy, was helped from his horse and dropped to his knees before the cross. Sources say he prayed to God for victory and rose to his feet to cheers from his men, moved by what they had just witnessed. Though Baldwin was very ill and could barely ride his horse, he decided it was too late to turn back and so pressed the attack.
HANNIBAL PLEDGES TO DESTROY ROME
Hannibal told his father, "I swear so soon as age will permit...I will use fire and steel to arrest the destiny of Rome."
VERCINGETORIX LAYS DOWN HIS ARMS
Vercingetorix surrendered in a dramatic fashion, riding his beautifully adorned horse out of Alesia and around Caesar's camp before dismounting in front of Caesar, stripping himself of his armor and sitting down at his opponent's feet, where he remained motionless until he was taken away.
THE ENGLISH STAND THEIR GROUND
20 officers and 45 European soldiers, mostly infantry from the 44th Regiment of Foot, tried to press on but found themselves surrounded on a snowy hillock near the village of Gandamak. With only 20 working muskets and two shots per weapon, the troops refused to surrender. A British sergeant is said to have cried "not bloody likely!" when the Afghans tried to persuade the soldiers they would spare their lives.
ALEXANDER REFUSES WATER IN THE DESERT
In an act of apparent solidarity, Alexander the Great refused to accept special privileges in the Gedrosian desert, pouring his water into the sands.
MANLIUS DEFEATS THE GALLIC CHAMPION
When a Gaul of enormous size and strength challenged the Romans to single combat, Manlius accepted the challenge with the approval of Poenus after the rest of the army had held back from responding for a long period of time. Despite being physically inferior, he killed the Gaul with blows to the belly and groin, after which he stripped the corpse of a torc and placed it around his own neck. From this, he gained the agnomen Torquatus, a title that was passed down also to his descendants.
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