User:Sparrowhawk64

Movies and Television

007

This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

This user likes Pixar and its films.

BTLC

This user's check is in the mail!

Pulp Fiction

This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

This user is serious. And don't call him "Shirley".

MD

This user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.

This user thinks that you are a twit!

This user farts in your general direction.

This user will send you back to the future.

It's not in this user's nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Never Ending Story

This user has visited Fantasia.

This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Hoopla!

This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

This user needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

千

This user has been spirited away.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

Charmed

This user is a fan of the Charmed TV Series.

ST

If anyone asks, this user has left the country.

GoT

This user is a fan of the HBO series Game of Thrones.

This user enjoys saving people and hunting things.

Far

This user watches Farscape.

BSG

This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

ﬁreﬂy

They can't take the sky away from this user.

This user enjoys Star Trek.

This user is a Stargate fan.

This user enjoys Andromeda.

This user is a fan of The Office.

70s

This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

M*A*S*H

This user understands:
"the M stands for mobile".

Curb

This user Curbs His Enthusiasm

30	This user is a fan of 30 Rock.

MWC

A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today.

SEIN

This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

MONK

This user watches the television show Monk.

This user is a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race. YOU BETTER WATCH!

H?

This user wishes the
History Channel still showed actual history programming.

You might very well think that. This user couldn't possibly comment.

ΔTPΔ

This user is a resident of Twin Peaks.

This user is a fan of The Three Stooges. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!!

EEE

This user is a fan of the Ed boys.

This user is a fan of the Dragon Ball franchise.

鎧伝サムライトルーパー

This user is a Ronin Warrior. "To arms!"

犬夜叉

This user is not afraid to use his Tessaiga.

SC

This user will take all you bitches on!

This user is a Space Cowboy.

D

This user is partner of a Digital Monster.

L3

This user is a loyal follower of Lupin III.

天地
無用！

This user doesn't need Tenchi, though admits is a fan.

This user is a Paradigm City Negotiator.

This user is a Scooby-Doo fan.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

FAMILY GUY

This user enjoys watching 'Family Guy'.

A:TLA

Who lit this user on fire?

ZIM

This user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!

W&G

This user is wearing the wrong trousers.

Political Beliefs Continued

This user will never understand the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

This wikipedian is a
Citizen of the World
(Terra, ⊕).

This user believes in a foreign policy of non‐interventionism, but is not a pacifist.

This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.

This user is an internationalist who opposes war.

This user supports the PKK, PYD, and YPG.

This user opposes Imperialism.

This user supports the alter-globalisation movement.

This user wishes humans would just get rid of their overly destructive weapons.

This user supports
Egalitarian Democracy
in the U.S. and the world.

This user supports the
United Nations and wants
to reform it.

This user supports the Campaign for the Establishment of a United Nations Parliamentary Assembly.

This user supports the International Criminal Court

This user supports the economic, political, and military ties between the United States and the European Union.

This user opposes Brexit.

This user supports EU enlargement but believes acession should be limited to functioning democracies

This user supports the
European Union, but believes that it should be reformed.

This user supports a Federal Europe

This user believes in the creation of the Pacific Union.

This user wants Puerto Rico to either be a U.S. state
or a sovereign country.^†

End the embargo

This user favors free trade between the United States and Cuba.

This user supports the Cuban thaw.

This user vehemently opposes the United States giving foreign aid to Israel.

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.

This user supports the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign against Israeli apartheid.

Apartheid: Wrong for South Africans; wrong for Palestinians.

This user supports peace, freedom, dignity and mutual respect for all in the Middle East.

This user knows that there are
654,965 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user supports the reunification of the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.^‡

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This user supports the creation of an independent country for the Kurds.

This user believes in the peaceful reunification of North and South Korea under one government.

This user recognizes the independence of Kosovo.

This user supports the independence of Taiwan and a Republic of Taiwan.


	This user supports a Free Tibet

This user supports a secular democratic Iran.

This user supports the secular identity of Turkey.

This user supports a federal and democratic Myanmar.

This user supports the unification of Flanders and the Netherlands.

This user supports the unification of Wallonia and France.

This user supports the self-determination of each constituent ethnic region of Kashmir, whether the ultimate decision be independence, union with Pakistan, or union with India.

This user supports secessionist and autonomist groups so long as a majority of the people living within the region in question support secession or further autonomy, that it is achieved through nonviolent means only and that the minority that do not support independence are treated with respect.

This user believes that sweatshops in poor countries do more harm than good.

This user believes that the borders of African Countries should be redrawn to reflect the nations and tribes of Africa. ^†

This user supports democracy in Belarus.

This user demands justice for the massacres in Bolivia of the government of Jeanine Áñez.

This user repudiates the 1973 Chilean coup and Military dictatorship of Augusto Pinochet.

This user supports the independence of Hong Kong.

This user supports the independence of Macau.

This user repudiates the 2016 coup in Brazil.

This user believes Australia should become a Republic.

This user thinks Vladimir Putin is a dictator.

This user is against monarchy.

Political Beliefs

According to the political compass this user is Economic Left (-8) and Social Libertarian (-7.9).

This user identifies as a
Democratic Socialist.

This user ardently opposes the rise of neo-fascism.

This user advocates workplace democracy and workers' self-management.

This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

$ £
¥ €

This user opposes corporate welfare and bailouts.

This user supports the cooperative economy.

This user is a supporter of trade unions.

This user knows that
Black Lives Matter.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

This user supports
anti-fascism.

This user supports queer liberation.

This cisgender user supports the human rights of non-binary and transgender people.

This user supports the Green New Deal.

This user is in favor of gun control.

This user is a civil libertarian.

This user fervently opposes the reign of Donald J. Trump.

This user supports Green politics.

This user supports the taxation of pollution.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user supports recycling.

This user supports the
use of green energy.

This user supports the
Robin Hood tax

This user supports universal basic income.

This user supports
universal health care.

Eu

This user supports a person's right to choose on euthanasia.

Su

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user recognizes that America is a police state.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports the legalisation of all recreational drugs under a harm reduction scheme.

This user supports affirmative action.

This user is an anti-consumerist.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user supports animal rights, but believes human rights are more important.

=	This user supports the Make Trade Fair campaign.

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

This user opposes all forms of Ziofascism, Christofascism and Islamofascism.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user believes in disability awareness.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user believes that we all need to fight for indigenous liberation.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user believes contraceptives should be freely available to everyone.

This user is a sex-positive feminist.

This user supports sex workers' rights.

Separate is not equal! This user supports unisex public toilets.

This user opposes racism and admires Malcolm X and Martin Luther King.

This user is critical of the Thin Blue Line movement for its White Supremacist prevalence

This user thinks GNU, copyleft, and free software are great ways of promoting a gift economy.

This user is an advocate of open research and open access.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

This user believes in
universal college tuition.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

This user supports
alternative media.

$ ¥
€ £

This user believes that the profit motive makes network news reporting inaccurate and biased. ^†

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News + Profit = Propaganda ^†

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user believes that torture cannot be justified under any circumstances.

This user supports preferential voting as opposed to first-past-the-post.

This user supports
proportional representation.

This user wants Washington, D.C. to become a state.

This user believes that all men are created equal.

This user is against the modern display of the Confederate battle flag.

This user supports the removal of Confederate monuments and memorials.

This user supports believes that forced arbitration by corporations is unjust and supports the Forced Arbitration Injustice Repeal Act.

This user opposes welfare reform.

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user supports the ACLU.

About Me

This user is male.

This user is a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

This user is an American.

This user is a native of the U.S. State of South Carolina.

PRO

This user is a progressive.

This user will never understand the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

This user is proud to be Celtic.

This user believes in Southern politeness and gentlemanism.

This user's favourite subject is
Politics

This user is interested in geopolitics.

INFJ

This user's MBTI type is INFJ.

This user is a skeptic.

This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.

This user enjoys travelling.

8

This user has visited 8 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user has visited 2 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.

2

This user has visited 30 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

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This user enjoys backpacking.

This user likes going to the
Seaside

This user enjoys camping.

This user loves rainy days.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user likes foggy days.

This user loves the Autumn.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user is an Anglophile.

This user is of English ancestry.

This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of Welsh ancestry.

This user is of Viking ancestry.

This user plays the trumpet.

This user is interested in maps.

This user sings in the shower.

This user is an agnostic atheist.

This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

This user respects others, even if they don't respect their beliefs and religions.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

no fun

This user would argue that, despite its name, there is hardly any "fun" at all in fundamentalism...!

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?

This user knows that space is the future

This user identifies as a gaymer.

GB

This user is a fan of the
Green Bay Packers

DET

This user is a fan of the
Detroit Red Wings.

DET

This user is a fan of the
Detroit Tigers

C

This user is a fan of the
Clemson Tigers

This user does not smoke.

This user is a responsible
cannabis consumer.

This user is a responsible
ethanol consumer.

This user is NOT a vegan or vegetarian, but respects and accomodates those that are.

ORG

This user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food

This user enjoys cooking.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks so much milk, his bones can cut diamonds.

This user loves a good cup of tea.

TEA!

This user drinks southern sweet tea.

This user loves
Chinese cuisine.

This user loves
Indian cuisine.

This user loves
Japanese cuisine.

This user loves
Thai cuisine.

This user enjoys French cooking.

This user loves
Italian cuisine

This user eats grits.

This user eats crab.

This user is obsessed with
Cheeses

This user loves to eat fruits and vegetables.

This user eats Figs.

K

This user loves
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

K

This User is excessively addicted to Wikipedia.

This user over-uses userboxes.

Music, Books, and Games

D&D

This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user reads science fiction.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user enjoys the works of Ray Bradbury.

This user enjoys the works of
Agatha Christie

This user can read an Alethiometer.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

Dresden

This user is a fan of the Dresden Files book series by Jim Butcher.

This user has been There and Back Again.

This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.

This user likes to read Tintin
comic albums and books about Tintin.

This user reads Asterix comics.

This user likes most types of music.

This user knows intermediate
music theory.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys pop music.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user enjoys bluegrass music.

This user enjoys the Rock & Roll music of the 60's, 70's and 80's.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user fancies Celtic music.

Blue

This user enjoys The Blues.

This user likes disco music.

This user enjoys the big band sound

80s

This user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

This user enjoys British rock.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user listens to NPR.

A Prairie Home Companion is the answer to life's persistent questions.

This user listens to

B

This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

O

This user is a fan of observational comedy.

Ph

This user is a fan of physical comedy.

SU

This user is a fan of stand-up comedy.

S

This user is a fan of surreal comedy.

T

This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is covered in bees!

This user knows
life was worth losing...

This user is a fan of
the Hitch.

o_O

This user is a moderate fan of anime.

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

H

This user plays the Halo series.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user is a Super Smash Brother!

This user plays Risk.

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