User:SuperNeek

I set up this page simply for the fucking userboxes. What a superneek I really am.

“

Never let your schooling interfere with your education

”

— Mark Twain

Other Such Pedantry

Babel

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

yi-2

דער באַניצער רעדט אַ נישקשהדיקן ייִדיש.

de-1

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

eo-1

Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per baza nivelo de Esperanto.

~~mankind~~

This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

sie

This user prefers to be referred to using the gender-neutral pronouns sie and hir.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

Wikipedia

This User is excessively addicted to Wikipedia.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user is a WikiFairy.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Discrimination.

This user participates in WikiProject Visual arts.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Human rights

This user participates in WikiProject Politics.

This user is a member of the Jewish History WikiProject.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject
Alternative music.

This user assumes good faith.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.

no
ads

This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

This user values the quality of Wikipedia articles over the quantity and thus supports the merging of related content and deletion of articles that violate policies and guidelines.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

:(

This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

General

16

This user is 16 years old.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

—	This user has NO personality.

This user just adores celebrities ... with a guilty pleasure.

This user loves calculators.

This user is a smoker.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

iGen

This user is a member of the iGeneration

This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.

This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.

This user is a cat lover.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

Ø

This user is a recluse.

This user sings only in the shower.

This user is a yet-to-be-discovered Pimp.

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This user does not wish to limit their sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation.

This user is confused.

...

At any given moment, this user is likely to be bored, hungry, or sleepy.

This user lives in London.

This user is a skeptic.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

This user takes public transport.

sibs-2

This user has 2 younger sisters. Nevertheless, this user is still sane.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user spends most of her free time thinking about random things...

Interests

This user is interested in politics.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user's favorite subject is physics.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user enjoys origami.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is an art lover.

This user is interested in the Vietnam War.

This user is interested in
Ancient Israel.

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user enjoys juggling.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is interested in Spanish history.

This user is interested in the French Revolution.

This user is interested in Central European history.

ax²+bx+c=0

This user likes algebra.

This user is interested in linguistics.

\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}

This user loves problem solving.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys flower gardening.

This user is interested in political science.

Beliefs

atheist

This user rejects as invalid all forms of spirituality or religion.

This user is a pessimist.

When this user looks at their own accomplishments in life it helps to recall that the case of Joan of Arc proves greatness is rewarded by having a bean brand named after you.

This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better.

This user is a Marxist

This user subscribes to a Marxian interpretation of economics.

This user identifies as a communist.

This user identifies as a Leninist.

This user identifies as a Trotskyist.

This user supports the
Communist Party of Britain.

This user is interested in the European Labour Movement and Socialism.

This user is a Syndicalist.

This user is interested in comparative Communism.

This user is interested in the Praxis Marxists in the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

$ £
¥ €

This user wonders how this can be a free country when everything is for sale.

This user thinks that stock exchange is immoral.

This user believes that communism is the only solution.

This user is a feminist.

This user is a feminist, and is annoyed that the first feminist userbox is pink.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

This user supports equal rights for queer people.

CF	This user is childfree.

This user is neither female nor male.

This user is proud to be a Zionist.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.

This user opposes Imperialism.

This user wants all of Europe to adopt the euro.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.^†

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.

This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user is against monarchy.

rand

This user opposes Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy.

This user supports the Zapatista Army of National Liberation.

This user supports
universal health care.

This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.

This user knows that the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.

This user supports a European Balkans.

This user knows that there are
654,965 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

nothumb

This user believes in the concept of "By any means necessary"

This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.

X

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

X

This user supports racial equality.

If this user can't dance with Emma Goldman, she doesn't want to be in your revolution.

אמת

This user supports Avoda.

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

This user supports the United Nations and opposes NATO.

This user supports the
Anti-globalization movement.

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

Food and Drink

V	This user is a lacto-ovo-vegetarian.

This user does not eat fish. Ever.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user likes to eat
borscht

This user eats cheese.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user is a cereal killer.

P	I eat the flesh of children. Not really, but I do eat pasta, lots of pasta.

This user loves pancakes.

This user doesn't really think it's worth eating a pickle unless it's from "The Pickle Guys" on the Lower East Side.

This user loves Yorkshire pudding.

This user loves oranges.

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.

This user loves cake.

This user loves brownies.

This user likes pie.

This user eats custard creams.

This user eats Gingerbread Cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This user drinks tea.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

Tea > Coffee

Pepsi

This user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

This user drinks. Period.

C₂H₅OH-3

This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

21

This user thinks that 21 units of alcohol a week is not enough.

This user favours the green mint-flavoured spring cocktail Mojito.

This user enjoys White Russians. (So does the Dude.)

Being from a civilised *urp* nation, I spell whisky without an 'E'

Reading

This user is a bibliophile.

This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on March 15.

This user enjoys the works of
George Eliot

This user is in love with Anton Chekhov.

WF

This user enjoys the works of William Faulkner.

This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

Quoth this user, “Nevermore”.

This user would rather be "exploding like spiders across the stars".

This user thinks the Jeeves book series is top-hole, old bean!

TKAM

This user knows it is a sin to kill a mockingbird.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user reads The Mirror.

This user reads The Guardian.

This user reads The Morning Star.

Film

This user has only seen 6/17 Bab films :(

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

This user enjoys films.

This user knows that life is about one shot... one shot.

This user loves the smell of napalm in the morning.

This user really does have love to give; they just don't know where to put it.

This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.

Ж

This user thought you was a toad.

This user has returned from a journey to the end of reason.

8½	This user snuck out of school to watch Saraghina dance the rumba!

This user ran into a bad streak of luck, in Chinatown.

City of God

This user knows that you need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas.

Lynch

This user is a fan of David Lynch's films.

Eraserhead

This user believes that in Heaven, everything is fine.

This user abides.

Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.

They should have bought the
cha cha heels

This user accepts the alias Pink.

This user has never met a dame yet that didn't know if she was good-looking or not.

This user coulda been a contender.

R

This user loves horror films, but hates torture films.

3:10 to Yuma

This user will give you a disease you'll never forget.

This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

JAY

Snootchie-Bootchies!

PULP

This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

BV

This user lives in a strange world.

This victory belongs to the farmers, not to this user.

HSM

This user loves High School Musical!

This user doesn't use petroleum.

This user knows Rollo Tomasi

This user always respects
the Departed.

ST2

KHAAAAAAAN!

ST4

OK, make nice. Give this user the ray gun.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Fear does not exist in this user's dōjo!

🐦	This user is the stuff that dreams are made of.

This user wants girlfriend Vietnam.

This user puts the lotion on its skin.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

This user will send you back to the future.

d'oh!

This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world.

The Ugly

When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

This user thinks that you are a twit!

TV

CYE

This user wants you to Curb Your Enthusiasm.

This user is a fan of
The West Wing.

AP

This user is a fan of Alan Partridge. Ah-Haa!

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

trek

This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?

SEIN

This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

MT

This user invites you to "come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off"

This user is a Skins addict.

QI

This user is Quite Interesting.

This user loves
Desperate Housewives.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

her?

This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

ΔTPΔ

This user is Audrey Horne and she gets what she wants!

This user, like Ms. Daria Morgendorffer, doesn't have low self-esteem. They have low esteem for everyone else.

This user has visited
Craggy Island.

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

UB

This user believes that Ugly is the New Beautiful.

This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.

This user can hum the Blue Peter tune.

BP

Suite Life

This user is a fan of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.

H

This user believes that everybody lies.

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

NMTB

This user has taken part in an identity parade.

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

MITM

This user knows "you're not the boss of me now."

This user is The Stig.

+

This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

GA

SuperNeek is addicted to Grey's Anatomy.

DEAL

This user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Noel Edmonds.

Entertainment is a commodity.
News is a right.^†

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

This user's TV service provider is Virgin Media.

Music

This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind.

This user is thankful to Bob Dylan for going electric.

It's time that this user began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.

This user wears black on the outside because black is how this user feels on the inside.

JB

This user is holding on when the Jonas Brothers look her in the eyes!

This user loves the
Beastie Boys.

This user has no surprises

Sonic Youth has 100% of this user's love.

VU

◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE

.30-06

Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six whittles
this user into kindlin' ^†

LT

Hot topic is the way this user rhymes.

This user listens to The Only Band That Matters.

This user is a fan of David Bowie.

M

Confessed
Madonna
Fan

M

This user don't use jelly.

S-K

This user is like a whole bucket of stars, dumped into the universe.

This user is a fan of Bruce Springsteen

This user loves Miley Cyrus and her music

Nina!

This user is devoted to the High Priestess of Soul

B&S

This user adores the band B&S.

NMH

This user is obsessed with the band NMH.

MARX

This user would die without the band MARX.

This user owns a nice black iPod

This user plays the piano.

lapsed

This user is a lapsed musician.

Animals

This user is owned by
one or more cats.

This user likes the company of hamsters.

This user has a pet Goldfish.

This user likes squirrels.

This user is a pigeon fancier.

This user tends to like chicken, a little bit too much.

This user is a big fan of ostriches.

This user digs llamas.

This user's pets own them!

This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.

Other

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

\int e^{x}dx

| I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S |

My antiderivative

This user wants to live a Beat lifestyle in Paris, France.

Mendel is this user's
chrome boy.

You mess with this user, and they'll
denature your protein.

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.

X

Ceci n'est pas une userbox.
This user likes René Magritte

All your base are belong to this user.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

B

This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

T

This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is committed to honoring those who improve the human gene pool.

This user thinks
Lenny Bruce is a martyr.

Cook

This user knows that Peter Cook is the comedian's comedian.

Hicks

This user likes Bill Hicks and doesn't give a fuck if you like him or hate him.

fan-3

This user thinks that Woody Allen is the greatest comedian of all time.

WGA	Pencils down means pencils down. This user supports the WGA.

This user uses Soulseek.

rant

It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.

This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user's favourite colour is grey.

Red

This user loves the colour red.

This user loves the Winter.

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