User:Mczack26/Free Beer
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Free beer is something someone gives to someone as a way to say thankyou. It's almost always seen as an act of kindness in return for an act of kindness unless someone gives you the cheap Piss... water... that costs <$1/50p per can/bottle (I.e. Tesco Value Larger.) Beer is often chosen as the free drink of choice because most people like it, If you do not like free beer/are not old enough to drink then see the template for free soft drink
 | This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously. |
 | This page in a nutshell: Inside a nutshell, it's too dark to read this page! |
What Free beer is
- A great way to say thanks (I.E. Thanks for the war effort)
- Totally awesome to recive
- Something to enjoy after recognised hard work
- Something almost everyone can enjoy
What Free beer is not
- A cheap way to say thanks (As the cheap stuff is more of an insult)
What Free soft drink is
- A drink suitable to give to a wikipedian who doesn't drink/like/isn't allowed alcohol
Give someone a free beer
Typing:
{{subst:freebeer}}
Gives you:
 | ~~~ has given you a wiki free beer of your choice to wiki drink. This user advises you to not get too wiki-drunk or you could get a wiki-hangover.
|
Give someone a free soft drink
Write this...
{{subst:freesoftdrink}}
... And it gives you:
 | ~~~ has Given you a soft drink of your choice to wiki drink. This user says, "Drink all you want" as you won't be able to get wiki drunk/hungover See WP:FREEBEER for more info and to give someone a free soft drink write {{subst:freesoftdrink}} on their page |
Note:
- Free beer is just a generic thanks in this case, unless the person says they will give you a beer in real life Asume otherwise :D