Wikipedia:What Would Jimbo Do?
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It can sometimes be hard to decide what is right for an editor to do. Fortunately there is a simple answer.
- What Would Jimbo Do?
 | This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously. |
 | This page in a nutshell: An editor can be sure to Do The Right Thing, by always asking, "What Would Jimbo Do?" |
Asking this question can instantly clarify the Right Thing to do.
History
Originally, this saying was attributed to a less infallible deity.[1] However, the collective research of WikiScholars over the passage of time has allowed this error to be corrected.
Things Jimbo does
Based on reliable sources Jimbo is confirmed as doing, at least, the following things:
Has a beard
Smiles
Gets enlightenedPretends to get enlightened (as a result of diabolical inspiration, earlier versions of this article blasphemed by implying that He could get more enlightened than He already is, thereby absurdly implying thathe[2] He was not already perfect in every respect)[1]
Meets girls
Meets guys
Joins religious sects dedicated to theFlying Spaghetti MonsterInvisible Pink Unicorn
Does primate impressions
Sings "Nessun dorma"
Models for knitwear catalogs
Demonstrates the recommended dress code when climbing the Reichstag to try to gain an advantage in a content dispute.
Wields a sceptre
Appears in hazy messianic visions
Stars in the upcoming Wikipedia movie
Interpreting the mysteries of Jimbo's words is sometimes more difficult than pondering his pictures, but Jimmudic scholars have dedicated their lives to this subtle art.
