The musical numbers on the album are listed here. The number's title is given, with the song it spoofs and the original composer listed in parentheses. All the "new" parody lyrics are by Gerard Alessandrini.
01 Forbidden Broadway (original, Alessandrini)
02 Amadeus ("Non più andrai", Mozart)
03 Don't Cry For Me ("Don't Cry For Me, Argentina", Webber-Rice)
04 Annie's Favorite Showtune ("Tomorrow", Straus-Charnin)
05 Pirates Of Penzance Sequence (Gilbert-Sullivan)
- "I Am A Kevin Kline" ("I Am A Pirate King")
- "Oh, there is not one maiden breast" ("Oh, is there not one maiden breast?")
- "Poor Warbling Star" ("Poor wand'ring one")
06 Be A Catholic ("Be Italian", Yeston)
07 Triplets (Schwartz-Dietz)
08 Bankable Stars ("Beautiful Girls", Sondheim)
09 I'm Entertainment ("That's Entertainment", Schwartz-Dietz)
10 Angela Lansbury Sequence
- Mame (Herman)
- If The Show Had Run Past Labor Day ("If He Walked Into My Life", Herman)
11 Audition Sequence
- Soliloquy from Carousel (excerpt, Rodgers-Hammerstein)
- I'm Sick Of Playing Their Songs ("They're Playing Our Song", Hamlisch-Sager)
12 Merman and Martin Sequence
- It's De-Merman ("It's De-Lovely", Porter)
- I'm Larry Hagman's Mother ("My Heart Belongs To Daddy", Porter)
- Mutual Aggravation Society ("Mutual Admiration Society", Dubey-Karr)
13 Carol Channing Sequence
- Call On Carol ("Call On Dolly", Herman)
- "Dolly Is A Girl's Best Friend" ("Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend", Styne-Robin)
- Oh, No, Carol! ("Hello, Dolly!", Herman)
14 Ambition ("Tradition", Bock-Harnick)
- "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" (excerpt, Rodgers-Hammerstein)
15 Forbidden Broadway (reprise, Alessandrini)