Rogan Whitenails
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Rogan Whitenails (born Martyn Sutton; 1971 in Chester, UK) is a British poet, fabulist and barotermatismophobia sufferer.
Combining "baro" (Greek for "gravity") and "termatismos" (meaning "to stop"), Whitenails devised the word "barotermatismophobia" to denote the hitherto undocumented fear of gravity suddenly failing to transmit its force, leading to what the poet describes as a "cataclysmic ascension", whereby everybody and everything is catapulted off the Earth's surface into outer space.