Texas Roller Derby
Roller derby league
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Texas Roller Derby (TXRD), formerly known as Texas Lonestar Rollergirls, is Austin, Texas' only banked-track roller derby league. Founded in Austin in 2001, TXRD is often credited with the revival [1] of the modern roller derby movement. TXRD is skater-owned and operated and open to all women, transgender, intersex, and gender-expansive athletes.
Hellcats
Hired Gun$
Holy Rollers
Putas Del Fuego
Rhinestones
| Metro area | Austin, Texas |
|---|---|
| Country | United States |
| Founded | 2001 |
| Teams | Cherry Bombs Hellcats Hired Gun$ Holy Rollers Putas Del Fuego Rhinestones |
| Current champions | Cherrybombs (5th title) |
| Track type | Banked |
| Website | www |
In 2006, the skaters of TXRD were featured in a 13-episode television series on A&E titled Rollergirls, which contributed to the renewed international popularity of women's roller derby.[2]
Notably, TXRD is the only banked-track league to allow both fighting and a penalty wheel. Both are real and unscripted.[1]
Teams
TXRD features six home teams plus a traveling team:
- Hellcats
- Putas Del Fuego
- Holy Rollers
- Rhinestones
- Cherry Bombs
- Hired Gun$
- All-Scar Army (Travel Team)
2025 Season Rosters
| Hellcats | Putas Del Fuego | Holy Rollers | Rhinestones | Cherry Bombs | Hired Gun$ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bad Habbitch | BeetleJukes | Beaux Dacious | Anya Marx | ||
| Ambitchous | Netflix and Kill | Daisy Confused | Cannabish | Boogie Heights | Margo Rita |
| Cyd Vicious | Miller Fite | Stranger Thing | Colonel Slamders | Dani Darko | Low Blow |
| Gayle Force Winz | GAUDSPEED | Femme O’Naide | Jose Queervo | Dawna Destruction | Bruise Cruise |
| Hannibal Wrecker | Rhea Sunshine | Trauma Queen | Mad Maxican | Ethyl Murder | Blunt Force Trauma |
| Vanna Fook | Satalite | Ghost in the Chelle | Harli Grim | Bully Jean | Whorechata |
| Kate Slayed | Stevie Kicks | Hartlyn | Nicola Virus | Milla Juke-a-Bitch | Fruity Rebel |
| Whoopsie | Velocithrasher | Hex Appeal | Rattleskate | Ninja Please | |
| Mary Christmas | Eduskater | Rails from the Crypt | Rum Punch | The Star | |
| Nina Guillotina | Fighting Chance | Busty MC | Toxic Thot Syndrome | Scrappy | |
| Gnarli XCX | Manila Wafer | Smackalope | Zara Problem | ||
| Mustang Smashley | Ol' Kirbi Bastard | Faye Tality | |||
| 5 |
Calvello Cup
Roller derby performer Anne Calvello, the "Demon of the Derby", was an inspiration to the founding members of TXRD. They maintained a close correspondence with her in the early years of the league, finally meeting her in person in 2005 during the filming of the A&E show Rollergirls. The Championship Cup has been named in her honor.[2]
List of finals
| Season | Winners | Score | Runners-up |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2002 | Hellcats | Unknown | Unknown |
| 2003 | Rhinestone Cowgirls | Unknown | Unknown |
| 2004 | Holy Rollers | Unknown | Unknown |
| 2005 | Rhinestone Cowgirls | 39-36[4] | Holy Rollers |
| 2006 | Putas Del Fuego | 59-47[5] | Rhinestone Cowgirls |
| 2007 | Holy Rollers | 72-43 [6] | Rhinestone Cowgirls |
| 2008 | Holy Rollers | 18-14[7] | Hellcats |
| 2009 | Hellcats | 44-35[8] | Cherry Bombs |
| 2010 | Cherry Bombs | Unknown | Hellcats |
| 2011 | Rhinestone Cowgirls | Unknown | Cherry Bombs |
| 2012 | Rhinestone Cowgirls | 50-33[9] | Holy Rollers |
| 2013 | Cherry Bombs | 51-47[10] | Rhinestone Cowgirls |
| 2014 | Putas Del Fuego | 37-35[11] | Rhinestone Cowgirls |
| 2015 | Putas Del Fuego | 63-41[12] | Cherry Bombs |
| 2016 | Cherry Bombs | 63-39[13] | Hellcats |
| 2017 | Cherry Bombs | 91-86[14] | Putas Del Fuego |
| 2018 | Putas Del Fuego | Unknown | Rhinestone Cowgirls |
| 2019 | Holy Rollers | 112-75 | Rhinestone Cowgirls |
| 2020 | |||
| 2021 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| 2023 | Rhinestones | Cherry Bombs | |
| 2024 | Rhinestones | 79-73 | Cherry Bombs |
| 2025 | Cherry Bombs | 109-84 | Rhinestones |
Performances by team
| Team | Titles | Runners-up | Seasons won | Seasons runner-up |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rhinestone Cowgirls | 6 | 7 | 2003, 2005, 2011, 2012, 2023, 2024 | 2006, 2007, 2013, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2025 |
| Cherry Bombs | 5 | 5 | 2010, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2025 | 2009, 2011, 2015, 2023, 2024 |
| Holy Rollers | 4 | 2 | 2004, 2007, 2008, 2019 | 2005, 2012 |
| Putas Del Fuego | 4 | 1 | 2006, 2014, 2015, 2018 | 2017 |
| Hellcats | 2 | 3 | 2002, 2009 | 2008, 2010, 2016 |
Penalty Wheel and Spank Alley
Rather than having skaters accumulate minor penalties throughout the game, as in other rule sets, skaters who have earned minor penalties are assigned a penalty through a spin of the penalty wheel. The penalties themselves have evolved throughout the years from entertainment-only penalties to a mix of entertainment and point-loss penalties to solely point-loss penalties.[15] Current penalties include:
- Long Jump
- Pillow Fight
- Arm Wrestling
- Two Lap Duel
- Tug of War
- Push Cart
- Relay Race
- Judge's Choice*
- *The Judge's Choice penalty is chosen by 11 fans seated in Spank Alley. Spank Alley seats are reserved for the winner of raffle tickets sold to fans throughout the game.
As part of TXRD's larger community outreach and philanthropy program, proceeds from the sale of Spank Alley tickets are donated to a trust for the son of the original Penalty mistress, Amber Diva, who died in 2003.
In popular culture
Skaters and fans from TXRD were featured in the 2002 video for Nashville Pussy's "Say Something Nasty".
In 2006, A&E produced the 13-episode series Rollergirls, featuring the personalities and games of the 2005 season. The show focused primarily on the lives of Cha Cha and Venis Envy of the Putas Del Fuego; Punky Bruiser, Miss Conduct, and Sister Mary Jane of the Holy Rollers; Lunatic and Clownsnack of the Hellcats; and Lux of the Rhinestone Cowgirls. Many other skaters were highlighted.
Also in 2006, TXRD skaters Lux and Venis Envy were featured in the music video for The Flaming Lips single The W.A.N.D. on the album At War with the Mystics.
Hell on Wheels, a documentary about the creation of the all-female roller derby league in Austin, Texas, in 2001 that sparked the modern derby revival premiered in March 2007 at the South by Southwest Film Festival. It focuses on the revival of the game via the original organization from which both TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls (banked-track) and Texas Rollergirls (WFTDA flat track) arose.[16]
Released in October 2009, the film Whip It! based on a book by former LA Derby Dolls skater Shauna Cross featured both the league (in name) and the Holy Rollers (in name). Two TXRD skaters, Sacralicious of the Cherry Bombs and Rocky Casbah of the Cherry Bombs, provided stunt work and cameos along with other skaters from across the country.[17][18]
Beginning February 2011, TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls bouts will be broadcast on central Texas television channel KCWX.[needs update]
The TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls were featured in the 2012 Australian documentary film This Is Roller Derby.[19]
Nokia Lumia's 920 ad campaign video competition in spring 2013 featured skaters from the Hellcats in a cameraphone comparison video.[20]
The 2013 BBC program How to Build a Planet, hosted by Richard Hammond, featured TXRD Rollergirls in Episode 2, "Engineering a Universe". Skaters demonstrated principles of astrophysics and their effect on heavenly bodies in the creation of a solar system.[21]
TXRD bouts are no longer aired on KCWX, but are streamed via their TXRD Facebook page, live on bout days.
In 2020, TXRD was featured on the Netflix series Home Game, a docuseries profiling unique and dangerous sports from around the world.[22]