User:Aw Beans Man

Identity

he/she /they+

This user uses any pronouns.

This user is non-binary.

This user is bisexual.

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This user is a slime.
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This user is a furry.

This user is an optimist.

This user swears to God that they are an atheist.

This user believes that when you die, YOU DIE!!.

This user has kicked a pregnant woman before.

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user supports the use of the Oxford comma.

This user is a citizen of the U.S. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

This user identifies as a leftist.

This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust.

This user knows that Henry Ford was an antisemitic conspiracy theorist who published multiple antisemitic works.

Scouting America

This user is a former member of Scouting America

Interests

Video Games

This user is thinking with Portals!

This user is with the science team!

This user is still waiting for Half-Life 3.

TF2

This user's favorite class in
Team Fortress 2 is the Engineer.

L4D2

This user's friend Keith does some crazy stuff.

LIMBIC SYSTEM - This user is just

an evil ape dukin' it out on a giant

ball.

This user plays the Metal Gear series.

This user is a vault dweller

This user plays WATCH_DOGS

This user enjoys playing Terraria.

This user plays Undertale.

This user plays Balatro.

Splatoon2

Rather than getting cooked,
this user prefers to stay
off the hook.

^{This user plays} DooM

Deus Ex

This user wears sunglasses during night operations.

CRUS

THIS USER IS A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS

ULTRAKILL

MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. This user likes Ultrakill.

This user remembers their promise.

This user wonders if you can
fry eggs ontop of Mount Everest.

There are 2 Impostors among us

HtW
(🔴)

This user smells a Wumpus.

Music

This user loves They Might Be Giants

This user listens to Tally Hall

This user is a fan of
Aphex Twin.

K.Dot

This user gon' be alright.

DEATH GRIPS

This user stays noided.

JPEG

You think you know this user...

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𝚃𝚈𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙺𝙾𝙽𝙼𝙰

DOOM

This user remembers
ALL CAPS!
when they spell the man name.

Tribe

This user says Can I Kick It?, yes you can!

This user is both
White & Nerdy

Movies

This user's favorite film is The Grand Budapest Hotel.

This user believes there are still faint glimmers of civilization
left in this barbaric slaughterhouse
that was once known as humanity.

This user doesn't trust anybody, and they're very tired.

THIS USER IS NOT AN EXIT

THIS USER
HACKS THE PLANET

This user knows that the answer is 42.

This user knows you can't fight in the War Room.

This mission is too important for this user to allow you to jeopardize it.

This user farts in your general direction.

This user likes 12 Angry Men.

V	This user remembers the Fifth of November.

This user escaped from the Cube.

Shows

Just one more thing...

IASIP

This user offers you a nice egg in this trying time.

Br35
Ba56

This user has said his name.

🌢

This user is severed.

TM	Edit Wikipedia. Your Time Starts Now.

This user loves
Adventure Time.

ATHF

This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

This user is a fan of
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

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Sata Andagi, Sata Andagi! This user loves Azumanga Daioh.

This user wants to become some kind of small and cute creature.

LWA

This user is a fan of Little Witch Academia.

Musicals

Audrey II

This user knows they should not feed the plants

JCS

This user has too much
heaven on their mind.

TGW
DLM

This user's gonna kick your head.

Food

This user drinks
water regularly.

This user drinks oolong tea.

This user enjoys eating pickles.

This user eats salad.

This user enjoys eating soups.

This user eats ham.

This user loves sausages.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user likes to eat chicken parmesan.

This user enjoys their steak Medium rare.

This user eats Peas.

This user loves to eat cold peas!

This user eats Onions.

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user's favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip cookie dough.

This user loves Turkish delight.

This user eats candy pumpkins.

This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This user may occasionally consume a Banana Split.

This user enjoys sampling cuisines from all over the world.

This user could live on
American Chinese cuisine.

This user enjoys Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine.

This user loves to go to the largest buffet in the US!

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user loves Dr Pepper.

This user loves to drink
Root Beer.

This user drinks Cheerwine.

Zero

This user drinks Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.

Miscellaneous

MSPA

This user fondly regards MS Paint Adventures.

This user has a feeling it's going to be a long day.

♎

TH1S US3R 1S 4 F4N OF HOM3STUCK

HSR

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

This user is a fan of
SAM & MAX.

This user enjoys itemLabel and their weird little guys.

HATE. LET THIS USER TELL YOU HOW MUCH THEY'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE THEY BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THIS USER'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE THIS USER FEELS FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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THIS USER LOVES

THE TI-99/4A
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coup

This user has 7 coins
and plans to coup you.

This user is the real D.B. Cooper.

Socials

This user is on Bluesky with the handle @whereami6021.bsky.social.

This user is Facebook-free.