User:Christopherwoods

If you want to find out more about me, once upon a time you could read my Newsvine Bio - nowadays see the About page on my personal site. The main one's ChrisWoods.co.uk; my ancient original blog (sadly neglected these days) effectively went into stasis the moment Blogger withdrew their FTP publishing support. It's vaguely amusing to leaf through.

Name

Christopher Woods

Bornthe cursed 1980s

CurrentlocationThe NORTH, UK

OccupationTinkerer

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Christopherwoods
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Education and employment
— Wikipedian ♂ —
Name	Christopher Woods
Born	the cursed 1980s
Current location	The NORTH, UK
Occupation	Tinkerer
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Religion	Pastafarian; at weekends, agnostic Jedi
Politics	Centrism. Desperately trying to prevent the Overton Window from sliding further to the right.
Interests
Wikipedia Discovering random fun articles The endless pursuit of knowledge!
Contact info
Website	https://chriswoods.co.uk
Blog	http://kerblam.co.uk (defunct, preserved for amusement)

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Hello :)

I'm a forlorn wantrepreneur - So many domains, so few completed projects...

If you want to contact me, go to this page and pick a method. I don't publicise my main address in public due to spam. My already-saturated inboxes of older addresses are still complaining.

Thanks for reading.

Other info

Please see my Notes index page for more bits and pieces (editorial standpoints, WP-related beliefs etc.).

Babel etc.

This user lives in the
United Kingdom.

This user lives in Manchester.

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Stuff and nonsense...

This user drinks beer.

This user is a carnivore.

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Vital statistics

This user is male.

Projects I contribute to

This user is a member of WikiProject BBC.

This user is a member of the WikiProject Television
British television task force.

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WikiProject Albums.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Spoken Wikipedia.

This user participates in WikiProject Formula One.

This user participates in WikiProject Japan.

How I roll

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to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

My Wikipedia attitude

WHY?

This user always provides edit summaries.

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typo

This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.

2026-03-15

This user uses ISO-8601 to express dates.

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MTAD

This user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists.

H2G2

This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

570+

This user has made more than 570 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

EW0

This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.

incl

This user is an inclusionist.

This user would be a member of the AAW if he could be arsed about it.

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This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.

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This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

WPC

This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club

This user is a member of the Association of Inclusionist Wikipedians.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

ZT

This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

no ads

This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.

1RR

This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

This user assumes good faith.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.

This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.

I do like to have a laugh though!

NCIS

This user deserves a smack upside the head.

ISIHAC

I'm Sorry...
This User Hasn't a Clue

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This user prefers the radio series of Dead Ringers rather than the TV version, and knows that Brian Perkins is the godfather of Radio 4.

... And now for my pet hate: GRAMMAR ABUSE!

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Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

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too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

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there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

A, B and C

This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

its

This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

UK

This user uses British English.

AIM-5

2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

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This user spends far too much time editing his user page.

Miscellaneous favourites

Favorite color: Blue
Favorite sport: Motorsports
Favorite Video game company: Nintendo

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