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Comets are in unstable orbits that evolve over time due to perturbations and outgassing. Given Encke's low orbital inclination near the ecliptic and brief orbital period of 3 years, the orbit of Encke is frequently perturbed by the inner planets.

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This user's name has proved to be surprisingly apt, as the following table shows:

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creepyyeshell yes
nuancelacksdoes not yet lack
perturbedoccasionallyfrequently
showersnot telling4/year
taillost in uterolost and grew back
masochismsome dayssome day?
red flagyesyup
knows somethingnonope
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