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Sign my guestbook! Leave a comment, bonus points if you add a limerick in the section below it! Cheers, Giraffer (munch) 13:45, 20 July 2020 (UTC)

Signatures

Limericks

There once was a clever giraffe

Who at racing gave others the laugh

At the wire, it's said

He just stuck out his head

And won by three feet and a half!

I feel like an empty Limerick section should not exist.(But I apologise for the use of the imperial system within it. )[1]

Chinchilla

If you catch a chinchilla in Chile

And cut off its beard, willy-nilly

You can honestly say

You made on that day

A Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly

Hey man im josh (talk) 13:48, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Snowman

In a field where the snow's freshly laid

Three snowmen in top hats displayed

With a carrot for a nose

And some coal for their toes

They're quite chilly, but not one's dismayed

Frostly (talk) 02:55, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

In memory of DISCQ

Deep inside Humrland, by At Tibbun

Umm nyolokh's secrets are known

With chants in the air

Buddhahood to ensnare

They crack open thy fabulous femur bone

Wilhelm Tell DCCXLVI (talk to me!/my edits) 17:12, 28 May 2024 (UTC)

The man from Leeds

There was once a man from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

A great big geranium

Grew out of his cranium

And his eyelids were covered with weeds

IAWW (talk) 09:32, 23 February 2025 (UTC)

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one day they let out the bees

who decided to chop down the trees

they buzzed with their axes

and filed my taxes

behold, a quarter pounder with cheese

Pyropylon98 (talkcontribs) 21:55, 25 February 2025 (UTC)


The olive-addicted tall person

The editor addicted to disgusting olives is tall,
And has a posh voice when on call
He asked for a limerick,
And the only English word that rhymes with limerick is "pimaric"
This line ends with the name Saul.

HouseBlaster (talk • he/they) 15:39, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

The Man From Poland

There was one a man from Poland

Who insisted that his name was Roland

Though the birth papers said

He's not all right in the head!

So they sent him straight to Chichagoland.

- Yooniiik (talk)

Möbius Strip

A mathematician confided

That a Möbius Band is one-sided

So you'll get quite a laugh

If you cut one in half

'cause it stays in one piece when divided

Dragonhawk12 (talk) (Guestbook) 20:38, 14 April 2026 (UTC)

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