User:Keyed In
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Core | This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core Duo microprocessor. |
| C:\>_ | This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it. |
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he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
| whom | This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see. |
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This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it. |
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| en/ye | This user's ability to speak Yeshivish in no way precludes his ability to speak proper English. |
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This is a self-awarded award awarded to anyone who feels so jealous that he has no awards that he had to award himself a self-awarded award to make his award section on his User Page look good. He also wants to see how many times in one sentences he can use the word "award" (last sentence was seven). If you feel jealous of others who prominently display their awards in their wiki User page, you can contribute productively to the all-knowing Wikipedia and hope that someone notices your hardwork and awards you an award. Or you can drop a message on my TALK passage and ask for a Jewish Star of Jealousy at which point the joint council of the Learned Elders of Zion and the Jedi Council will consider inducted you into the Jewish Star of Jealousy Hall of Fame which would give you the right to legally display your Jewish Star of Jealousy award in your very own Wikipedia User Page. I may also decide to randomly award this award to people or bots. -- רח"ק |
