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| Name | This user's name is Matthew. |
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| 猴 | This user was born in the year of the Monkey. |  |
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 | This user wants to be your friend. |
 | This user is a professional chef. |
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| Lib-Lab |
This user's vote Swings between
Labour and the Lib Dems. |
| Dad | This user is a father
and proud of it! |
| bro |
This user has a little brother |
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| Religion/Beliefs |
| eh |
This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists. |
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 | This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. |
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| Nationality/Location |
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3 | This user has set foot in 3 continents of the world. |
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| Languages |
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en-us
-ca-4 | Even though this person is so faking their California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell. |
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| BS-5 |
This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. |
| du-0 |
This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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| Spelling, Grammar & Punctuation |
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| if & whether | This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. |
your
you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
their
there
they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
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| whom | This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
| You and Me | This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... |
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| . The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
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| ’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
its
it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
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| Wikipedia |
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. |
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| . The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
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 | This user spends far too much time editing his user page. |
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| Interests |
 | This user likes all of the colours. |
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 | This user has a Police radio. |
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 | This user is a Lego enthusiast |
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| ?met? | This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. |
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| TV |
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 | This user's TV service provider is Spectrum. |
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| The O.C. | This user welcomes you to The O.C. |
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| Music |
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This user can't live without his iPod. |
| 1 | This user thinks BBC Radio 1 is worth the licence fee alone. |
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| Computing |
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| Ad | This user's Internet service provider used to be Adelphia. |
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| Y! | This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
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| nap | This user used Napster back when it was free. |
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| {{Wiki}} | This user can write in the MediaWiki language. |
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| Food & Drink |
 | This user eats food. |
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 | This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. |
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 | This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh. |
| C2H5OH-5 | This user does not stand on kegs. This user extends his hands, and kegs appear atop them. |
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| Userboxes |
 | This user is a self-professed userbox narcissist who spends time fixing up bad-looking userboxes. |
 | This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
 | This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
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| Too many userboxes | This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
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| END | This user has no more userboxes. |
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