Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
This user's Wikistress level is LOW. Everything is fine and dandy.
This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.