User:Stretchyrubberbands

"The paths fork and divide. With each step you take through Destiny's garden, you make a choice; and every choice determines future paths. However, at the end of a lifetime of walking you might look back, and see only one path stretching out behind you; or look ahead, and see only darkness." - Neil Gaiman, SANDMAN #21: "Season of Mists"

"They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" - Anon.

"Life -- and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison -- is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal." - Anon.

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee, Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962) - The first Spider-Man story.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Anon.

This user is a member of the WikiProject Television Avatar: The Last Airbender task force.

This user is a Waterbender.

This user watches Avatar: The Last Airbender religiously.

This user is clueless.

This user used to adventure in the Kingdom of Loathing until he realized it was lame.

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This user is a mathematician.

This user is interested in beauty.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user likes to use eyeliner.

This user likes to spin pens.

This user is interested in psionics.

This user is a pirate. Arr, matey.

This user participates in WikiProject Comics.

This user IRCs on the Countervandalism Network.

This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user assumes good faith.

This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.

This user writes for The Signpost.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

This user loves getting tangled up in Knot theory.

This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

This user prefers the metric system.

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This user uses the metric system and loves it.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user knows by heart the first 1000 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

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This user loves problem solving.

This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.

This user enjoys comics.

This user reads Marvel Comics.

This user supports the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

This user is a carnivore.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user prefers Coney Island hot dogs. Preferably with enough chili and onions to require the use of a fork or spoon.

This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user likes a 'proper' Pasty.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves sausages.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats fish.

This user eats ham.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user eats sushi.

This user drinks water.

This user eats at Burger King.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

The Cherokee blood flows through this user's veins.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

This user is a flirt.

This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses the FrostWire P2P client.

This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented.

This user thinks different.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using an iMac G5 computer.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user plays the piano.

This user enjoys pop music.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.

This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.

This user has an iPod.

This user don't use jelly.

This user sings only in the shower.

This user plays the clarinet.