Ass Clowns

A wealthy man named Claudio and his wife bully their intellectually impaired daughter, who afterward begins masturbating to thoughts of her favorite soap opera star, Luciano. The masturbation fantasy turns grim when Luciano rips his head open and drenches the girl in brain matter before raping her, all the while mocking her for having "no fucking brains." As Luciano sexually abuses the girl while forcing her to spell words out loud, the girl starts to enjoy it and receives a facial from Luciano after he has her spell out the word "cum."

A girl named Cat is gangraped by her drunken father and three of his friends and, during the assault, begins dissociating by imagining herself as a silver-skinned humanoid having consensual sex with her attackers, all of whom Cat visualizes as life-sized toys consisting of an alien, the Easter Bunny, a zombie, and the Tooth Fairy. When the fantasy ends, Cat is shown still being gangraped while she sobs, "Help me! Please help me!" Elsewhere, a young couple in a car are approached by a pair of police officers, who plant marijuana on the youngsters, with one of the officers imbibing in the drug himself before he and his partner take the couple into the woods and force the boyfriend to watch as they rape his girlfriend (who, partway into the sexual assault, begins to enjoy it). After the officers leave, the girlfriend's father finds the couple and chastises his daughter for taking his car without his permission before forcing her to perform fellatio on him as he sarcastically states, "You know what's going to happen to you, you stupid bitch? The cops are going to come and take you."

While getting ready for the prom, a narcissistic, virginal teenage girl named Taylor orders a pizza and is attacked by the pizza delivery man, an undead brute whose pizza is covered in body parts, which he tries to force-feed to Taylor. The pizzaman begins raping Taylor, with Taylor's prom date at one point calling and listening over the telephone as the pizzaman is sexually assaulting Taylor. Taylor's parents, who are dressed as clowns, join the pizza delivery man in raping Taylor.

In a cemetery, a woman who is covered in worms has rough sex with a trio of demons while a priest, who is also covered in worms, masturbates nearby while reading aloud from the Bible. After the demons and the priest ejaculate and urinate on the woman, she begins tearing pages out of the Bible and shoving them up her anus while screaming blasphemy at a figurine of Jesus. In a post-credits scene, Kendra Jade Rossi and a member of the film's crew are both shown disparaging Thomas Zupko, the director of Ass Clowns.

Ass Clowns was shot on DV and was described by director Thomas Zupko as being more "down and dirty" and not as "story driven" as his previous film, In the Days of Whore, which was also produced and distributed by Extreme Associates. According to Zupko, he hoped to use Ass Clowns to "expose all of the frauds, kooks, and hypocrites on this god-forsaken planet, including priests, cops, politicians, the bourgeois, and most important of all, 99% of the directors and producers in pornography."^[1]

Ass Clowns was released direct-to-video by Extreme Associates on November 15, 2000,^[1] in both a standard edition and a director's cut, with the latter containing additional footage of sex acts like Kendra Jade Rossi being given a golden shower and Taylor St. Clair being fisted by Michael Stefano.^[3] The film was rereleased on DVD, with footage having been cut out,^[4] in May 2002.^[5] It was out of print by May 2006.^[6]