| Title |
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| 1. | "Why Do You Bother?" | 1:08 |
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| 2. | "Little Debbie" | 0:12 |
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| 3. | "I'm Sick of Feminists" | 0:34 |
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| 4. | "Your Average Run of the Mill Straight Edge Song" | 1:11 |
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| 5. | "Ricki Lake" | 1:19 |
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| 6. | "Just Like All the Rest" | 0:40 |
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| 7. | "The Shane Song" | 1:32 |
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| 8. | "No More" | 0:42 |
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| 9. | "Can't Take This" | 1:31 |
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| 10. | "Theme Song" | 0:53 |
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| 11. | "I Can't Be in a Band With You Because You Like Epitaph (Beatdown Remix)" | 0:31 |
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| 12. | "Silenced" | 1:24 |
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| 13. | "Diet Root Beer" | 0:46 |
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| 14. | "Ebro's Bitter Onslaught on Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass" | 0:57 |
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| 15. | "Sick of O.J" | 0:28 |
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| 16. | "Chicago" | 0:18 |
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| 17. | "Bible Thumpers Go to Hell" | 0:42 |
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| 18. | "Irrigation" | 0:41 |
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| 19. | "Security Blanket" | 0:41 |
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| 20. | "Why Do You Bother?" | 0:38 |
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| 21. | "Eavesdrop" | 0:36 |
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| 22. | "I Can't Be Friends with You Because You Like Epitaph" | 0:56 |
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| 23. | "Eazy-E's Fucking Dead and I Think it's Fucking Rad" | 0:45 |
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| 24. | "Second Hand Choke" | 0:59 |
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| 25. | "Theme Song" | 0:49 |
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| 26. | "Deaf and Dumb" | 0:49 |
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| 27. | "J.R.S Beatdown" | 0:32 |
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| 28. | "They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up And Fucking Die" | 0:17 |
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| 29. | "Crooked Teeth" | 0:23 |
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| 30. | "Political Prisoners" | 0:09 |
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| 31. | "Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song" | 0:52 |
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| 32. | "You Get What You Pay For" | 0:21 |
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| 33. | "Charles Bronson Will Not Turn into A ____ Band" | 0:32 |
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| 34. | "Rich Crusties Shall Pay" | 0:33 |
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| 35. | "Fuckin' Drunken Uncle" | 0:39 |
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| 36. | "Frat Guy on the Barbi" | 0:37 |
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| 37. | "I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine" | 0:43 |
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| 38. | "Playing Lotto" | 1:01 |
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| 39. | "Ants in the Kool-Aid" | 0:42 |
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| 40. | "What the Fuck are You Gonna Do When it's Cool to be Yourself?" | 0:43 |
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| 41. | "Craig Ferris Sucks a Mean Cock" | 0:23 |
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| 42. | "Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns in the Heart of My Little Brother" | 0:52 |
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| 43. | "The Kids Are Gonna Stick Together" | 1:20 |
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| 44. | "Tabloid Suckass" | 0:42 |
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| 45. | "Cheese With Your Whine" | 0:47 |
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| 46. | "4 Alarm Counter Fuck" | 0:38 |
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| 47. | "Annual Martyr to Your Social Life" | 0:52 |
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| 48. | "History in the Making" | 1:03 |
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| 49. | "Tony Victory Knows How to Party" | 0:27 |
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| 50. | "Down for the Count" | 0:35 |
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| 51. | "4 Hour Personality" | 0:26 |
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| 52. | "No Points for the Losers" | 0:15 |
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| 53. | "Drunk Punks is Hippies" | 0:09 |
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| 54. | "One Life Crew Goes on Slimfast" | 0:21 |
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| 55. | "Debate Team Bake Sale" | 0:39 |
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| 56. | "I Can Never Write Too Many Songs About Morons Like You" | 0:50 |
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| 57. | "Individualised Floor Puncher" | 1:03 |
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| 58. | "Batting a Thousand and Still Striking Out" | 0:16 |
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| 59. | "Let's Start a Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit" | 0:24 |
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| 60. | "The Great Pet Rock Comeback" | 0:31 |
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| 61. | "What's Wrong With Me? (Faith)" | 0:43 |
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| 62. | "Dream a Little Dream" | 0:37 |
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| 63. | "Punching a Gift Horse in the Mouth" | 1:21 |
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| 64. | "The Story of My Life" | 0:48 |
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| 65. | "Grown Up Corpses" | 0:42 |
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| 66. | "Bike Pig on a Rope" | 0:22 |
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| 67. | "I'm So Smart Now" | 0:30 |
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| 68. | "As Fucked as Gator" | 0:34 |
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| 69. | "Skate for God" | 0:59 |
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| 70. | "You Will Go (Steve Caballero)" | 1:06 |
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| 71. | "Better Never Than Late" | 0:44 |
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| 72. | "412 Wolfpack" | 0:04 |
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| 73. | "Marriage Can Suck It" | 0:40 |
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| 74. | "Youth Attack!" | 0:37 |
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| 75. | "The Painful, Yet Unavoidable, Deathstar Comparison" | 0:38 |
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| 76. | "xDumbfucksx" | 0:37 |
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| 77. | "Too Much of a Good Thing" | 0:31 |
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| 78. | "Standing in Front of Bulldog Records" | 0:53 |
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| 79. | "Stock Footage" | 0:30 |
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| 80. | "Pre(im)mature Retirement P.L.A.N" | 0:36 |
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| 81. | "The Only Time I Think About Romance Is When I Wonder Why I Don't Think About It" | 0:28 |
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| 82. | "Deaf and Dumb" | 0:34 |
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| 83. | "Fuck Technology, I'll Keep My Pocket Change" | 0:58 |
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| 84. | "Red and Green Make Yellow" | 0:34 |
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| 85. | "Let's Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It" | 0:19 |
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| 86. | "I Just Can't Avoid the Void in "Avoid"" | 0:31 |
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| 87. | "Wastoid on Celluloid" | 0:38 |
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| 88. | "Shrinkage" | 0:31 |
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| 89. | "Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind" | 0:47 |
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| 90. | "I.Q. 32 (Necros)" | 0:19 |
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| 91. | "Punch Drunk (Hüsker Dü)" | 0:26 |
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| 92. | "The Tears of a Clone" | 1:32 |
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| 93. | "Last Warning (Who Fucking Cares)" | 0:38 |
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| 94. | "Why Be Something That You're Not? (Good Question...)" | 0:31 |
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| 95. | "Rich Crusties... (Live)" | 1:08 |
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| 96. | "Seven More Shitty-Ass Songs (Live in Fuckin' Belgium)*" (A collection of several live tracks, separated with samples from a Slayer performance.) | 6:37 |
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| Total length: | Disc 1 72:38 |
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