Election Day (Modern Family)

On Election Day, Claire (Julie Bowen) runs into a reporter who fails to recognize her as a candidate and loses a dental implant from an old figure skating injury while using her teeth to rip a tag from her blazer.

Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) and Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) campaign in their Prius with a loud speaker they purchased second-hand from a taco truck. While driving around and encouraging people to vote for Claire using puns, Cam sees someone litter and uses the speaker to shame them into retrieving their garbage and throwing it into a trash can. The two realize there is power in the loud speaker and go around town shaming businesses that they feel have wronged them in mild ways. Eventually, they notice Sandy (Melinda Page Hamilton), whom they know from Lily's preschool, and gossip about how her fiancé is gay. When Sandy stares at them and approaches the car, they realize the button for the speaker was stuck and their conversation was broadcast to the entire street. They apologize and attempt to convince Sandy that her fiancé is straight, and are successful despite not truly believing it themselves.

Claire is being interviewed by a local radio station. After getting hit in the face with a microphone, she loses her replacement dental implant and sounds drunk the entire interview.

Phil (Ty Burrell) picks up his neighbor Walt (Philip Baker Hall) as one of fifty senior citizens he is going to drive to the polls. Walt suddenly realizes he needs Phil to pick up his glasses or else he won't be able to read his ballot. Worried about getting everyone else to the polls in time, Phil reluctantly agrees, but a series of additional errands needed by Walt result in Phil only having time to get Walt to the polls. There, Walt confesses that he doesn't actually want to vote for Claire, but will because Phil ran his errands.

Alex (Ariel Winter) is in charge of the phone banks being operated by her, Gloria (Sofía Vergara), Manny (Rico Rodriguez), Luke (Nolan Gould) and Haley (Sarah Hyland). Gloria finds it difficult to get people to listen to her, and her and Alex reflect that people are more inclined to listen to Gloria when they can see her. Luke makes impossible promises while Haley stresses about her four college rejection letters, how she is keeping them from her family, and has only one school left but is too afraid to open the letter; Manny fares decently well.

Jay (Ed O'Neill) expresses his excitement at the chance of voting for his daughter until he sees his ex is running the polls. He attempts to sneak around her, but she catches him and refuses to deposit his ballot.

That evening, everyone is gathered at the Dunphy house for an afterparty. Claire receives a call and reveals that she lost. The family, while being supportive, feels bad, with individual members silently blaming themselves for their campaign failures earlier in the day. Haley tearfully tells Claire her about the rejection letters. With the entire family present, Haley opens the final letter and discovers she's been waitlisted; the family is jubilant, partially because it is better than a rejection.

Claire receives a letter from Duane, boasting of his victory but also explaining he's given Claire the stop sign she initially wanted. When a driver runs it, Claire decides the neighborhood needs speed bumps.