Go-Bang

Dam Row, the Boojam-elect of the Asian country of Go-Bang, visits England to learn Western manners, escorted by Sir Reddan Tapeleigh. There, he finds that he is not Boojam after all. He falls in love with a dancer after seeing her performance, although he generally finds it difficult to grasp Western ways. He returns to Go-Bang as prime minister to the new chief, a humble greengrocer (previously Sir Reddan's footman), who is to be formally installed as Boojam at the palace in Go Bang. The parents of various girls scheme to marry their daughters to the Boojam. He must stand under the Golden Umbrella, where all decrees are announced, but finds himself married by mistake to three girls in as many minutes. Fortunately, the marriage decree is revoked. Sir Reddan's secretary loves Helen, Sir Reddan's daughter, and she helps him to find documents to prove that he is the rightful Boojam.

• Jenkins (A greengrocer) – Harry Grattan
• Sir Reddan Tapeleigh, K.C.S.I. – Arthur Playfair
• Lieut. The Hon. Augustus Fitzpoop – George Grossmith, Jr.
• Wang (Guardian of the Golden Canopy) – Fred Storey
• Narain (Secretary to the Boojam – Edgar Stevens
• Dam Row (Boojam elect of Go-Bang) – John L. Shine
• Helen Tapeleigh (Daughter of Sir Reddan) – Jessie Bond
• Lady Fritterleigh (Widow of an Indian official) – Agnes Hewitt
• Sarah Anne (Housemaid to Sir Reddan) – Adelaide Astor
• Flo, Belle and Daisy Wedderburn (Sisters of Lady Fritterleigh) – Lydia Flopp, Maggie Roberts and Maud Lockett
• Di Dalrymple (Premiere danseuse of the Vanity Theatre) – Letty Lind
• Candidates, waiters, nobles and people of Go-Bang, soldiers, etc.