The book is separated into nine sections:
This covers brainless action films, including Volcano, Action Jackson, Independence Day, and the works of Jean-Claude Van Damme.
This one chooses films vaguely tied together by an animal of some sort: Mighty Joe Young, Anaconda, the Batman films, and the Matt LeBlanc opus Ed.
The aptly titled “TeeVee” section covers, well, TV: Baywatch, Judge Judy, the Food Network, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, and the Matt LeBlanc opus Friends.
Everything from Star Trek to The Postman to the Matt LeBlanc opus Lost In Space. The chapter also heavily discusses in a tongue-in-cheek manner (as a running commentary throughout the various sections) the then-relatively new DVD technology.
A whole chapter devoted to Hollywood's movers and shakers: The Arquettes (David, Patricia, Rosanna, and Alexis), The Baldwins, The Culkins (Macaulay and Kieran), The Dillon Brothers (Matt and Kevin), The Sheen/Estevez (Martin, Charlie, Joe and Emilio), The Penn Brothers (Sean and Chris), and, of course, The Wayans. Matt LeBlanc does not make an appearance in this chapter.
In a particularly amusing chapter, Nelson dresses in drag to rent My Best Friend's Wedding, as well as Her Alibi, The Mirror Has Two Faces, Stepmom, The Bridges of Madison County, and the Nora Ephron/Meg Ryan canon.
Brando. Joe Eszterhas. Andrew McCarthy. Bruce Willis. And Top. Carrot Top. These are The Legends.
A catch-all chapter documenting The Craft, Date with an Angel, My Demon Lover, Patch Adams, Spring Break, Ishtar, and Waterworld.
The final chapter only has two entries: The Blair Witch Project and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
