All tracks composed by Davy Jones (not the DJ from The Monkees) [2] and Miss Sparky; lyrics by GTOs (Girls Together Outrageously); except where indicated
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| 1. | "The Eureka Springs Garbage Lady" | Craig Doerge, Cynthia Sue Wells, Nick St. Nicholas | 3:47 |
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| 2. | "Miss Pamela and Miss Sparky discuss stuffed bras and some of their early gym class experiences" | | 2:10 |
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| 3. | "Who's Jim Sox?" | | 0:18 |
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| 4. | "Kansas and the BTO's" | | 1:12 |
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| 5. | "The Captain's Fat Theresa Shoes" | Christine Frka, Cynthia Sue Wells, Pamela Ann Miller, Sandra Lynn Rowe, Davy Jones, Sparkie Parker | 1:56 |
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| 6. | "Wouldn't It Be Sad if There Were No Cones?" | | 1:11 |
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| 7. | "Do Me in Once and I'll Be Sad, Do Me in Twice and I'll Know Better (Circular Circulation)" | | 2:19 |
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| 8. | "The Moche Monster Review" | | 1:46 |
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| 9. | "TV Lives" | Christine Frka, Don Preston | 1:03 |
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| 10. | "Rodney" | | 3:42 |
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| 11. | "I Have a Paintbrush in My Hand to Color a Triangle (Mercy's Tune)" | Judith Edra Peters, Lowell George | 2:11 |
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| 12. | "Miss Christine's First Conversation With the Plaster Casters of Chicago" | | 0:57 |
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| 13. | "The Original GTOs" | | 1:05 |
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| 14. | "The Ghost Chained to the Past, Present, and Future (Shock Treatment)" | Cynthia Sue Wells, Judith Edra Peters | 1:45 |
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| 15. | "Love on an Eleven Year Old Level" | | 1:18 |
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| 16. | "Miss Pamela's First Conversation With the Plaster Casters of Chicago" | | 1:31 |
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| 17. | "I'm in Love with the Ooo-Ooo Man" | Davy Jones, Pamela Ann Miller | 3:27 |
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