Secrets of a Windmill Girl

The Monthly Film Bulletin wrote: "There is virtually nothing one can say about this film except that one has seen it all before. Ethically it is as dubious and naive as most; the hygienic, hard-working happiness of the average Windmill girl is one of the film's more tiresome propositions; the direction is non-existent. Pauline Collins is an attractive, spirited Pat."^[10]

Kine Weekly wrote: "The chief ingredient of this effort is a stage show of underclad cuties. Most of the stage ensembles are picturesque and colourful, but one fan-dance is very like another and here there certainly is more than ample sufficiency. Occasionally the camera leaves the stage to visit a party where the girls are ogled by designing young men, but it is on stage where the real interest lies. The two leading parts are well played by April Wilding, as the narrator, and Pauline Collins, who meets such an early death. Acting is not the film's strong point, undressing is the main concern of the girls, but guest stars Derek Bond, Renée Houston, Howard Marion Crawford and Harry Fowler pull their weight. With the Windmill tag it should intrigue the masses, who are promised a good leg-show for their money."^[11]

TV Guide wrote that "the premise of this film is compelling, but the treatment is empty-headed".^[12]

The Spinning Image asked, "and those hoping for titillation? As with so much of the sexually-themed cinema of this (British) nation, they were offered it with a moralistic angle, as if telling the audience off for their prurience."^[13]

• Secrets of a Windmill Girl at IMDb
• screen caps of Pauline Collins and April Wilding from the Upstairs Downstairs webpage "Before Updown" section