| Nickname |
Personal name |
Notes |
| Sloppy Steve[4][5][6][7] |
Steve Bannon |
Former White House chief strategist and senior counselor to the president |
| AOC of Tennessee[8] |
Aftyn Behn |
Tennessee state representative; Democratic candidate for Tennessee's 7th congressional district 2025 special election |
| Crooked Joe[9] |
Joe Biden |
46th president of the United States; 47th vice president of the United States; former U.S. senator from Delaware; Trump's opponent who defeated him in the 2020 United States presidential election |
| Joe Hiden[10] |
| Sleepy Joe[11] |
| Slow Joe[12] |
| Autopen[13] |
| Mini Mike[14][15] |
Michael Bloomberg |
109th mayor of New York City; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate; former CEO of Bloomberg L.P. |
| Da Nang Dick[16][17][18] |
Richard Blumenthal |
U.S. senator from Connecticut; 23rd attorney general of Connecticut |
| Fat Alvin[19] |
Alvin Bragg |
37th district attorney of New York County |
| Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown[20][a] |
Jerry Brown |
34th and 39th governor of California; 31st attorney general of California; former secretary of state of California, 6th chair of the California Democratic Party |
| My Bush[22][23][b] |
George P. Bush |
28th land commissioner of Texas |
| Low Energy Jeb[26] |
Jeb Bush |
43rd governor of Florida; 2016 Republican presidential candidate |
| Alfred E. Neuman[27] |
Pete Buttigieg |
Former mayor of South Bend, Indiana; 19th U.S. secretary of transportation; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate |
| Coco Chow[28][29] |
Elaine Chao |
24th U.S. secretary of labor and 18th U.S. secretary of transportation and wife of then Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell |
| Low IQ War Hawk[30] |
Liz Cheney |
Vice-chair of the House January 6 Committee; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Wyoming |
| Sloppy Chris Christie[31][32] |
Chris Christie |
55th governor of New Jersey, former United States attorney for the District of New Jersey, 2016 and 2024 Republican presidential candidate |
| Crazy Hillary[33] |
Hillary Clinton |
Former first lady of the United States; former U.S. secretary of state; former U.S. senator from New York; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2016 United States presidential election |
| Crooked Hillary[34] |
| Beautiful Hillary[35] |
| Hillary Rotten Clinton[36] |
| Leakin' James Comey[37] |
James Comey |
Former director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation fired by Trump; former United States deputy attorney general; former United States acting attorney general |
| Lyin' James Comey[38] |
| Shadey James Comey[39] |
| Slimeball James Comey[40] |
| Slippery James Comey[41] |
| Liddle' Bob Corker[42] |
Bob Corker |
Former U.S. senator from Tennessee |
| Lyin' Ted (retired)[43] |
Ted Cruz |
Former solicitor general of Texas; U.S. senator from Texas; 2016 Republican presidential candidate |
| Beautiful Ted[43] |
| Rob[44] |
Ron DeSantis |
46th governor of Florida; 2024 Republican presidential candidate |
| Ron DeSanctimonious[45] (retired)[46] |
| Ron DeSanctus[47] |
| Meatball Ron[48] (refused by Trump)[49] |
| Tiny D[50] |
| Ditzy DeVos[51][52] |
Betsy DeVos |
11th U.S. secretary of education; former chair of the Michigan Republican Party |
| Sneaky Dianne[53][54] |
Dianne Feinstein |
Former senator from California |
| Jeff Flakey[4][55] |
Jeff Flake |
Former U.S. senator from Arizona; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Arizona |
| Al Frankenstein[53] |
Al Franken |
Former senator from Minnesota |
| Birdbrain[56][57] |
Nikki Haley |
116th governor of South Carolina; 29th United States ambassador to the United Nations; 2024 Republican presidential candidate |
| Comrade Kamala[58] |
Kamala Harris |
49th vice president of the United States; former U.S. senator from California; 32nd attorney general of California; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2024 United States presidential election |
| Crazy Kamala[59] |
| Jamala(K!)[60] |
| Laffin' Kamala[61] |
| Lyin' Kamala Harris[62] |
| Kamabla[63][64][65] |
| Aida Hutchinson[66] |
Asa Hutchinson |
46th governor of Arkansas; 2024 Republican presidential candidate |
| Peekaboo[67] |
Letitia James |
67th attorney general of New York |
| High Tax Jeffries[68] |
Hakeem Jeffries |
House minority leader and leader of the House Democratic Caucus since 2023. U.S. representative for New York's 8th congressional district. |
| Low IQ Person Hakeem Jeffries[69] |
| Big Jim[70][71] |
Jim Justice |
United States senator from West Virginia; 36th governor of West Virginia |
| 1 for 38[4][72][c] |
John Kasich |
69th governor of Ohio; 2016 Republican presidential candidate; former U.S. representative from Ohio's 12th district |
| 1 for 44[72][c] |
| Junior[73] |
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. |
2024 independent presidential candidate, 26th United States Secretary of Health and Human Services |
| My Little Communist[74] |
Zohran Mamdani |
112th Mayor of New York City. Member of the New York State Assembly from the 36th district |
| Liddle' Communist[75] |
| Mamdani the Commie[76] |
| 100% Communist Lunatic[77] |
| Rand Paul Jr.[78] |
Thomas Massie |
U.S. representative for Kentucky's 4th congressional district |
| Mad Dog[d] |
James Mattis |
26th U.S. secretary of defense |
| My Kevin[80][81] |
Kevin McCarthy |
Former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives; former House minority leader; former House majority leader |
| Broken Old Crow[82][83] |
Mitch McConnell |
U.S. senator from Kentucky; former Senate majority leader; former Senate minority leader |
| Evan McMuffin[84] |
Evan McMullin |
Former Central Intelligence Agency operations officer; 2016 independent presidential candidate |
| Weird Stephen[85] |
Stephen Miller |
White House deputy chief of staff for policy and United States homeland security advisor. |
| Fat Jerry[86][87] |
Jerry Nadler |
U.S. representative for New York's 12th congressional district; ranking member and former chair of the House Judiciary Committee |
| Wacky Omarosa[51][88] |
Omarosa Manigault Newman |
Former The Apprentice contestant; aide to Trump |
| My Peter[89][90] |
Peter Navarro |
Senior Counselor for Trade and Manufacturing; former director of the White House National Trade Council; former director of the Office of Trade and Manufacturing Policy |
| Governor Newscum[91][92] |
Gavin Newsom |
40th governor of California; 49th lieutenant governor of California; 42nd mayor of San Francisco |
| President of the United States Gavin Newscum[93] |
| Slimy Newscum[94] |
| Evita[95] |
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez |
U.S. representative from New York's 14th congressional district |
| The Mouse[96] |
| Stupid AOC[96] |
| The Chihuahua[96] |
| Pee-wee Herman[97] |
Jon Ossoff |
U.S. Senator from Georgia |
| Pee-wee Herman lookalike[98] |
| Big Fat Slob[99] |
JB Pritzker |
43rd Governor of Illinois |
| That Fat Shit from Illinois[100] |
| The Governor of Chicago[101] |
| Crazy Nancy[102] |
Nancy Pelosi |
52nd speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives; former House minority leader |
| Nervous Nancy[103] |
| Liddle Mike Pence[104] |
Mike Pence |
48th vice president of the United States, 2024 Republican presidential candidate |
| My Mike[105] |
Mike Pompeo |
Former director of the Central Intelligence Agency and 70th U.S. secretary of state |
| Mr. Too Late[106] |
Jerome Powell |
16th chair of the Federal Reserve |
| Jerome Too Late Powell[107] |
| Wacky Jacky[108][109] |
Jacky Rosen |
U.S. senator from Nevada, former U.S. representative from Nevada's 3rd congressional district |
| Mister Peepers (denied by Trump)[110] |
Rod Rosenstein |
Former United States deputy attorney general |
| Little Marco[111] |
Marco Rubio |
U.S. secretary of state in the 2nd Trump administration; former U.S. senator from Florida; former speaker of the Florida House of Representatives; 2016 Republican presidential candidate |
| Crazy Bernie[112] |
Bernie Sanders |
U.S. senator from Vermont; 2016 and 2020 Democratic presidential candidate |
| Little Ben Sasse[113][114] |
Ben Sasse |
Former U.S. senator from Nebraska |
| Liddle' Adam Schiff[115] |
Adam Schiff |
U.S. senator from California; former U.S. representative for California's 28th congressional district; chair of House Intelligence Committee; former California State Senator |
| Adam Schitt[116] |
| Pencil Neck[117][118] |
| Shifty Schiff[119] |
| Watermelon Head[120] |
| Structural Marvel[121] |
| Lightweight A.G. Eric Schneiderman[122] |
Eric Schneiderman |
Former Attorney General of New York |
| Cryin' Chuck[123] |
Chuck Schumer |
U.S. senator from New York and Senate minority leader; former Senate majority leader |
| Fake Tears Chuck Schumer[124] |
| Our Great Palestinian Senator[96] |
| Mr. Magoo (denied by Trump)[125] |
Jeff Sessions |
84th U.S. attorney general; former U.S. senator from Alabama; former attorney general of Alabama |
| Deranged Jack Smith[126][127] |
Jack Smith |
Special counsel in both cases involving the federal prosecution of Donald Trump |
| Weirdo Tom Steyer[128] |
Tom Steyer |
Businessman; 2020 Democratic presidential primary candidate, 2026 California Democratic Gubernatorial primary candidate |
| Big Luther[129][e] |
Luther Strange |
Former U.S. senator from Alabama; 47th attorney general of Alabama |
| Alfred E. Neuman[130] |
James Talarico |
Member of Texas House of Representatives, 2026 Democratic U.S. Senate nominee from Texas |
| James Talafreako[131][132] |
| Marjorie Taylor Brown[133] |
Marjorie Taylor Greene |
Former U.S. representative for Georgia's 14th congressional district |
| Marjorie Traitor Green [sic][134] |
| Marjorie "Traitor" Brown[135] |
| Tampon Tim[136] |
Tim Walz |
41st governor of Minnesota; Democratic nominee for Vice President in the 2024 United States presidential election. |
| The Corrupt Governor of Minnesota[137][138] |
| Grossly Incompetent[137] |
| The Seriously Retarded Governor of Minnesota[139][140] |
| Goofy Elizabeth Warren[141][142][143] |
Elizabeth Warren |
U.S. senator from Massachusetts; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate |
| Pocahontas[144] |
| Low-IQ Maxine Waters[145][146] |
Maxine Waters |
U.S. representative for California's 43rd congressional district |
| Half Whitmer[147][148] |
Gretchen Whitmer |
49th governor of Michigan |
| That Woman from Michigan[149] |
| Ice Maiden[150] |
Susie Wiles |
32nd White House chief of staff |
| Darth Vader[151] |
Russell Vought |
Director of the Office of Management and Budget |
| Cheatin' Obama[152] |
Barack Obama |
44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. |
| Barack Hussein Obama[f] |
| Man of hate[154] |
Abdul El-Sayed |
Democratic nominee in the 2026 United States Senate election in Michigan |