The Big Guns

Ronnie (Steve Zahn) and Amber (Andrea Anders) get a boat and they park it on their front lawn, something that makes Claire (Julie Bowen) and Phil (Ty Burrell) furious. Phil tries to tell them politely to remove the boat but when he sees that being polite leads nowhere, he decides to call his father Frank (Fred Willard) and all his retiree friends to come and camp in front of their houses with their trailers. At first everything seems to go well for Phil and Claire but Ronnie gets along with the older men and they all hang out together. That leads Claire to call the police.

In the meantime, Luke (Nolan Gould) tries to flirt with Tammy (Brooke Sorenson) who lies on the boat in her swimsuit. Tammy turns him down every time he talks to her. At the end, Luke passes next to Tammy without even looking at her and pretending that he no longer cares about her, something that makes her mad. It turns out that Alex (Ariel Winter) advised him to act like that to make Tammy notice him.

Jay (Ed O'Neill) tries to potty train Joe (Pierce Wallace) despite Gloria's (Sofía Vergara) warnings that Joe has to be ready on his own and Jay has to not put stress on him. The real reason Jay wants to train Joe is because every time he goes to the store to buy diapers, people think that he asks diapers for himself. After a long time and the moment Jay is ready to give up, Joe manages to use the potty.

Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) takes Lily (Aubrey Anderson-Emmons) to a clown school without telling Mitch (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) because he knows that Mitch will disapprove of it. When Mitch discovers the situation, he becomes angry, but Cameron urges him to give Lily a chance to show that "she's a natural." Despite an underwhelming initial performance, Lily switches tactics and starts humorously hitting Cameron, which finally makes Mitchell laugh, albeit at Cameron's expense. Concerned, Cameron asks Mitch not to encourage Lily and to talk to her instead. Lily confesses to Mitch that she actually dislikes being a clown and is acting this way to prompt Cameron to ask her to quit without hurting his feelings. Mitch advises her to be honest with Cameron, but Lily struggles with the idea of disappointing him, expressing her doubts about living up to Cameron's clowning legacy.