User:IAmThereforeIAmConfused

First things first:

Hello fellow Wikipedians, and welcome to my userpage^[2] where I get to ramble about myself! I'm IAmThereforeIAmConfused^[3], but you can call me Iam (pronounced like "I am" because that tracks) if you want. Please use they/them pronouns for me, as I do not wish to disclose my gender. My aesthetic could be described as “If a fire-breathing dragon crashed through the ceiling of a theatre in the middle of Race from Newsies having a tap-dance number while Elphaba was scream-singing about kittens.”^[4][5]

Next, let's yabber about Wicked:

Wicked is my life. I will spontaneously recite lyrics, correct your Elphaba trivia, and cry over Defying Gravity^[6] at 3 a.m. (although only the first one of those have occurred yet, I WOULD do the others if given the chance) Ask me about my theories on Glinda’s emotional arc, but be warned: once I start, there’s no turning back.^[7] By all means, use my talk page as a Wicked fandom base.

Random facts about me because I don't know how to use userboxes:

• I have no clue how to use userboxes.
• I am a NERD.^[8]
• I am a native comedian. Everything I do is funny.^[9]
• I prefer pie over pi.^[10]
• I support the use of the Oxford Comma.
• I refuse to take anything that is written in Comic Sans font seriously.
• I believe that aliens exist and hope to meet one someday.
• I think that amn't is a perfectly logical word to use in place of "am not"
• I think that we would all be happier if we just stopped using gendered pronouns.
• I believe that putting two spaces after a full stop is absolute nonsense.