User:IAmThereforeIAmConfused

First things first:

Hello fellow Wikipedians, and welcome to my userpage^[2] where I get to ramble about myself! I'm IAmThereforeIAmConfused^[3], but you can call me Iam (pronounced like "I am" because that tracks) if you want. Please use they/them pronouns for me, as I do not wish to disclose my gender. My aesthetic could be described as “If a fire-breathing dragon crashed through the ceiling of a theatre in the middle of Race from Newsies having a tap-dance number while Elphaba was scream-singing about kittens.”^[4][5]

Random facts about me because I don't know how to use userboxes:

• I have no clue how to use userboxes.
• I am a NERD.^[6]
• I am a native comedian. Everything I do is funny.^[7]
• I prefer pie over pi.^[8]
• I support the use of the Oxford Comma, but don't actually use it because I'm too scared of being grammatically inaccurate.
• I refuse to take anything that is written in Comic Sans font seriously.
• I believe that aliens exist and hope to meet one someday.
• I think that amn't is a perfectly logical word to use in place of "am not"
• I think that we would all be happier if we just stopped using gendered pronouns.
• I believe that putting two spaces after a full stop is absolute nonsense.
• I enjoy and take full advantage of the existence of kittens.