User:Major Bonkers

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Other famous majors (feel free to add your own links):
(honourary) Major Ron. Brothel habitué.
Major Clanger. Pink knitted puppet.
Major Disaster. Pin-headed American comic character.
Major Asshole. Cockeyed Spaceball.
[Kindly added by Anynobody]
The galloping major. From a nursery rhyme. [Kindly added by Kittybrewster]
Major Kong. Nuclear war enthusiast.
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Major Major. Over-promoted Private.
Major Barbara. Tedious play.
Major Boredom. Adjutant to General Apathy. [Kindly added by Sturm]
Major Ity. Cringing pun. [Kindly added by Tyrenius]
Major Payne. Film that I have no intention of watching. [Kindly added by Julia Rossi]
Major Boothroyd. 'Do pay attention, 007.'
Major Gowen. Resident at Fawlty Towers. [Kindly added by West one girl]

You are a major, Major

I have an interest in Lloyd's of London and related topics, such as HMS Lutine, Equitas and Marine insurance. I am also interested, in various ways, in Poland during World War II (which brings me into contact with the famous Polish Wikipedians ) and minor aspects of the British Empire, such as General Pollock, the only man (including both Alexander the Great and Akbar the Great) to force the Khyber Pass, and Sir Ralph Abercromby and Admiral Sir Charles Mitchell, who in 1799 captured the entire Dutch fleet without a shot being fired.

I am an old mucker of Kittybrewster, who, I am disappointed to say, has a much nicer page than this one! Fortunately he has taken to editing this page in an attempt to make it better. Unlike him, however, I have an interest in alcohol, which probably explains why I do not suffer from depression or insomnia.

Work in very slow progess: Wojtec, Soldier Bear.

The moronic 'Political Compass' certifies me as:

Economic Left/Right: 5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.92

This seems to mean a strong belief in free markets and that I am a small 'c' conservative. I found Auberon Waugh very funny: you can read some of his thoughts here.

Titanomachy by Cornelis van Haarlem
Titanomachy by Cornelis van Haarlem

The Titanomachy; a wonderful picture which comes from the National Gallery of Art, Copenhagen and is the best picture there (despite being heavily over-restored). This picture has previously been thought to refer to Satan and the losing angels being cast down after the War of Heaven; it knocks a similar picture by Pieter Bruegel the Elder into a knocked hat (and notice the use of butterflies in both - they're sometimes supposed to represent the human soul). Although at first sight it looks like a gay orgy (especially with those moustaches), see how the composition draws you into the picture, creating a sense of light and space. That fellow in the bottom right hand corner looks as though he's going to have his eye put out by his neighbour!

Sub-page: Rat-eating

My dubious political (and other) opinions can be found below:

Awards

Updated DYK query On 9 March, 2007, Did you know? was updated with a fact from the article Józef Czapski , which you created or substantially expanded. If you know of another interesting fact from a recently created article, then please suggest it on the "Did you know?" talk page.

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For pointing out very nicely when I had erred. Thank you. John 04:17, 20 July 2007 (UTC)


The Backscratch Barnstar
I, Biofoundationsoflanguage, hereby award you the Backscratch Barnstar because you very kindly gave it to me! Biofoundationsoflanguage 16:37, 21 July 2007 (UTC)


Updated DYK query On 6 June, 2007, Did you know? was updated with a fact from the article Wojtek (soldier bear), which you created or substantially expanded. If you know of another interesting fact from a recently created article, then please suggest it on the Did you know? talk page.

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