User:SimpleObjects-9ei

SimpleObjects-9ei ~~(The name depends by season)~~
— Wikipedian ♂ —
	A "simple" object. Credits to this guy for the picture.
Gender	Male
Pronouns	he/him
Nationality	Colombian
Country	Colombia
Languages	see below
Time zone	UTC-5
Current time	Current time for UTC-5 is 18:55
Interests
	Finding simple objects and placing them here I also have an account called User:Astrawiki using an Armenian proxy to give a big hug to Asilvering (humour, and I actually had to place this because I actually mimic vandals/long-term abusers really well) Some more usernames I mimic kind of great: User:Adimins helping WikiEditors; User:Astrawiki on his T-Mobile range for a fifth time; User:Highlash; User:Internet Guy 2301; User:Try Not to Cringe1; User:Try Not to Cringe2;
Account statistics
Joined	December 31, 2025; 6 months ago
First edit	January 1, 2026; 6 months ago (with edit on this page)
Autoconfirmed	January 9 – March 16, 2026 (with edit on Tangle Tower)
Extended confirmed	Yes (since March 16, 2026; 4 months ago with edit on Ohio (disambiguation))
Rollbacker	Casually not needed (you can still revert vandalism using Twinkle)
Administrator	Not yet
CheckUser	No
Oversighter	No
Signature	SimpleObjects-9ei 🏖️/☀️/🥵 (see talk)

Hello.^[sarcasm]

SimpleObjects-9ei is suffering from injuries. This may affect his ability to work on Wikipedia. Consequently, he may not be able to respond to talk-page messages or e-mails in a timely manner. Your patience for the user's recovery is greatly appreciated.

Semi-active

YES! YEES! Finally, I was able to create this fantastic masterpiece. Credits to this template for it.

This user is sometimes active on Wikipedia.

This is me, and I was THIS CLOSE OF AN INCH to being blocked various times, so let me explain. I first created this account on 31 December 2025, but I did not start editing in mainspace until an edit in Tangle Tower (which is mentioned in the infobox and in the milestones section) on 7 January and generally not known by Google until I did the absolute best to add original research to a talk page on 9 January. The first case where this account could've ended terribly was in February 14, 2026 where I attempted to make implausible redirects (This could've actually been a completely different story if I edited Picross S, Picross e or Nintendo data leak first, which would be adding unsourced content AND original research per WP:TOOSOON and for the sake of sources), so that's 1 to the list. Second was in March 16, 2026 in where I violated WP:NOTWEBHOST by creating too many subpages, but I did actually stop, so that's 2 to the list. It was all peaceful... until GSK came to me again and deleted Hardest on 30 March, but that does not mean I added the toll to 3. I started fighting vandalism in 15 April (14 April, in local time), with the first anti-vandalism revert I made being in New Zealand long-tailed bat with this revert. But then I got questioned by Dafootballguy on 25 April about this revert on 2026 Detroit Lions season, which was still in an era when I felt like I edited recklessly, so if I didn't take care of my actions, well, that is 3 to the toll. Then I created Windows 8..1 on around 31 April and that immediately fell to their doom, so that's 4 to the toll. Then what nearly broke me in pieces: User talk:SimpleObjects-9ei#Your signature, on 3 July. That is 5 to the toll. I was also about to retire from Wikipedia because of that and because Wikipedia is so outdated that I hope I can use that signature again by 2037. And then I got warned again for actually linking this Reddit post while reverting a Higstudios3333 sockpuppet's edit in the edit summary at Wikipedia:Administrator intervention against vandalism (6 to the toll). And that's pretty much all, the rest of my talk page is about minor incidents and my mentee's questions.

SimpleObjects-9ei 🌸/🌻/🌞: Spring
SimpleObjects-9ei 🏖️/☀️/🥵: Summer
SimpleObjects-9ei 🍂/🌰/🤗: Fall/Autumn
SimpleObjects-9ei ❄️/☃️/🥶: Winter

Thanks.

At day-afternoon I sometimes train as a temporary account and edit with my account using Microsoft Edge and I also edit as my account at night in Google Chrome, so expect me. I am also guaranteed of attempting to think, edit and get sources to articles related to...: