Velvet Donkey

All tracks written by Ivor Cutler except where noted

Side one

1. "If Your Breasts" – 0:09
2. "I Got No Common Sense" – 0:34
3. "Useful Cat" – 0:27 (King)
4. "Oho My Eyes" – 1:30
5. "The Dirty Dinner" – 3:34
6. "Yellow Fly" – 1:37
7. "Mother's Love" – 0:25 (King)
8. "The Meadows Go" – 1:11
9. "Phonic Poem" – 0:47
10. "Life in a Scotch Sitting Room Vol. 2, Ep. 2" – 3:40
11. "Birdswing" – 0:49
12. "Nobody Knows" – 1:54
13. "Uneventful Day" – 0:31 (King)
14. "Little Black Buzzer" – 1:53
15. "Bread and Butter" – 0:42

Side two

1. "A Nuance" – 0:35
2. "Go and Sit upon the Grass" – 2:09
3. "The Even Keel" – 0:37
4. "Pearly Gleam" – 1:54
5. "The Best Thing" – 0:22 (King)
6. "Life in a Scotch Sitting Room Vol. 2, Ep. 7" – 3:34
7. "Once upon a Time" – 0:49
8. "There's Got to Be Something" – 2:01
9. "The Purposeful Culinary Implements" – 1:10
10. "Gee, Amn't I Lucky" – 1:34
11. "The Curse" – 2:07
12. "I Think Very Deeply" – 0:54
13. "I, Slowly" – 0:23 (King)
14. "Sleepy Old Snake" – 2:33
15. "Titchy Digits" – 0:32
16. "The Stranger" – 6:00 (King)

• Velvet Donkey at Discogs (list of releases)