All songs written by Ben Weasel except "I Wanna Be a Homosexual" by Ben Weasel/John Jughead/Dan Vapid, "Hey Suburbia" written by Ben Weasel/Jughead, and "She's Giving Me the Creeps" written by Ben Weasel/Danny Vapid.
- "My Right"
- "Ashtray"
- "Supermarket Fantasy"
- "Hey Suburbia"
- "Cindy's on Methadone"
- "My Brain Hurts"
- "What We Hate"
- "The Science of Myth"
- "She's Giving Me the Creeps"
- "I Wanna Be a Homosexual"
- "Jeannie's Got a Problem with Her Uterus"
- "Joanie Loves Johnny"
- "Peter Brady"
- "Totally"
- "Leather Jacket"
- "Every Night"
- "Planet of the Apes"
- "99"
- "I Wrote Holden Caulfield"
- "Phasers on Kill"
- "You Blister My Paint"
- "Cool Kids"
- "The First Day of Summer"
- "Racist Society"
- "Dummy Up"
- "Pervert at Large"
- "Speed of Mutation"
- "My Own World"
- "Video"
- "Sidewalk Warrior"
- "Static"
- "Bottom of the 9th"
- "Gotta Girlfriend"
- "You're the Enemy"