Help:Buying Wikipedia
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Hello there! Are you a government sick and tired of being described as a state sponsor of terrorism? Or an autocratic regime that wishes a few pesky articles would just go away? How about a multinational corporation that could use some nifty advertising? Well, you've come to the right place! As of 19 March 2026, Wikipedia is officially FOR SALE!!!
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That's right! All 7,154,163 articles on the English Wikipedia (including this one) could be yours to do with as you please. You could delete rival products, win presidential elections, change national borders, anything at all!
$107,806,977,836,330,849.33
If this sounds expensive, we suggest you purchase immediately, as the price is only going to go up. Make your payment here. Don't delay; pay today! Follow these instructions to complete the payment. After these simple steps, it's all yours!*