User:Herostratus
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I'm Herostratus, I'm a Wikipedia editor and have been since 2005. My user name was taken in ironic memorialization of the original Herostratus, the greatest vandal of all time, who destroyed the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.
This is not an encyclopedia article or the talk page for an encyclopedia article. Nor is it a ham sandwich, an interpretive dance troupe, a decrepit rustbucket of a WWII-surplus aircraft carrier crewed by a collection of mutinous and homicidal (yet strangely attractive) communist woodland creatures, an unmatched earring in the back of a drawer, a vaguely distracted third baseman, or that ineffable low-mercury happy melancholy that settles on your heart when you see the first snowflakes of winter drifting down from a slate-gray sky. If you find this page on any site other than Wikipedia, you should probably ask yourself "Why am I looking at a site other than Wikipedia, as everything a person could ever want may be found there?"

I created the Wikipedia Service Awards, which I conceived, wrote, made the images for, published, and shepherded thru deletion attempts. (Other talented editors and better artists have since expanded and improved the awards, of course.)
If I should ever abruptly stop editing, the explanation is probably related to this.
Editor
Areas of activity
I have no particular focus and perform a number of random tasks depending on fancy: translating articles from the Russian Wikipedia, writing articles, article cleanup, watching pages, participating in discussions, closing an occasional RfC, and other stuff. I have no areas of content expertise, and write, translate, and edit articles on a wide variety of subjects.
Articles
I've written or started about 340 articles. 330, 350, something like that.
People
Places
Things
Almost all of these are pretty short, but on the other hand I greatly expanded or effectively rewrote a few articles, too (Baby Huey (singer), Virginia Eliza Clemm Poe, SpinnWebe, Battle of annihilation, Child sexuality, Ansel Franklin Hall, George Frazier, William Turnbull (artist), Kostroma River, Julia Pirie, 2 Rossi Street, List of Katy Perry songs, Bergen Davis, Gırgır, Trud (newspaper), Curtis Gans, Press-Telegram, Forest Tennant, American Pie Council, James Cox (labourer), Bob Emery (broadcaster), Bishops and archbishops of Bolnisi, Edward Aswell, Kennedy Report on the Reserve Army, Neo-American Church, Lafayette Place Mall, Karin Hübner, Charles Feltman, Battle of Volochayevka, Bouncy ball, Judy Valentine, Kekionga Ball Grounds, Ox Eckhardt, Sailor Song, Castlewood State Park, Loudest band, Steve Sesnick, Edward Whitehead, Wikipedia:Alphabetical order (article names), Aloe Plaza, Hugh James (RAF officer), Turkish coup d'état, others).
Two articles I started did become Good Articles (Revolt of the Lash and Village East by Angelika) but obviously all I did on those was get the ball rolling. (I think the GA/FA program is a fine thing, it just don't seem to grab my interest; I guess starting articles or improving articles from "not really all that good" to "not so bad", and working on my own, suits me better.) I have 12 DYKs:
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. Most of my stuff is serious, but I do have at least two articles at Wikipedia:Unusual articles.
Translations
I've translated 120 articles from the Russian Wikipedia.
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Graphics
I've drawn or patched together a few article graphics, and graphics for internal use such as vandal-warning templates. I mean I'm no artist (I have been informed) and some of them were made in PC-Paint, but still, I made them and I might as well own up to them I guess.
| Calm. (Very low level of vandalism) 1.63 RPM according to DeadbeefBot07:52, 6 September 2026 (UTC) change |
(In the last one, I only added the dollar bill and the "no" circle-slash to an existing graphic of a handshake.)
Former administrator

I'm a former administrator on the English Wikipedia. I was made an admin in 2006 but I was recalled for cause in 2010, which is how it's supposed to work ya mooks. My admin logs: block, deletion, protection.
I guess was an OK admin... I don't believe I got any complaints for any of my blocks, discussion closes, page protections, or any other admin actions, or for being uncivil. If I am recalling correctly, which possibly not. I was never taken to deletion review or (if I recall correctly) WP:ANI for any admin actions I don't think. I was removed basically because of my uh Little Problem, which is legit I suppose. The admin corps does seem to be managing well enough without me.
Modo aliquid addere debebam ut insigne not tatam paginae format, sic hic accedit.
Solus editor sum, qui se sponte obtulit ad revocandum et processum usque ad finem secutus. Unicus. Sperabam fore ut haec praxis interdum regularus fieret et auxilium impediret vel saltem tardaret, ah processu cui omnes humanae consociationes subiciuntur.
Certe nigrum novum non fiebat, quod dissapointum sed non miror, et non est futurum etiam si vellemus. Vides ergo ubi sumus, aut fortasse non. Alioqui homines, et de eo nimium solliciti esse non potes.
Iuppiter, imple vacuum. Recte igitur hoc: "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua... tristique senectus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames. Et malesuada fames ac turpis... Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet... memento mori." -- Ethan Shredlew
Recognition
Barnstars
I've had the good fortune to have been awarded 45 barnstars.
Pre-WikiLove barnstars
Of these 8 (*) are arguably questionable as 1) logrolling (barnstars received from someone to whom one has given a barnstar), 2) barnstars from a Wikifriend, 3) barnstars in excess of one received from the same person, or 4) barnstars received from someone whom one has supported on some issue or in some situation.
Post-WikiLove barnstars
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Of these 2 (*) are arguably questionable as 1) logrolling (barnstars received from someone to whom one has given a barnstar), 2) barnstars from a Wikifriend, 3) barnstars in excess of one received from the same person, or 4) barnstars received from someone whom one has supported on some issue or in some situation.
And this was nice: "Herostratus: you are doing great work here." -- Jimbo Wales, Nov 24 2010
Not Barnstars
- This userpage or its subpages have been Visigothed by more than a dozen different mefandissimi Langobardi. Why should the Vandals get all the bad press? How would you like it?
- I've been ripped to shreds on Something Awful. For background on this, see It's A Wonderful World.
- I've been ripped to shreds on Wikipedia Review. For background on this, see Holy Jumping Catfish!.
- I've been ripped to shreds on Encyclopaedia Dramatica. For backgr... never mind. But the link is this: https://edramatica.com/Herostratus (you have to copy and paste it, as spambot doesn't allow an active link).
- I haven't been ripped to shreds on Wikipediocracy, but I've been insulted in a kind of offhand and desultory way ("idiot" and so forth) a couple times, more just a function of their autonomic nervous system firing than over any particular matter I guess. I don't have the links because tedious. Ooh, "bloviator" 3/26/16... heh, somebody got a grownup to help with words!
- I've been blocked twice.
- I've been strongly admonished by the ArbCom.
- I've had my administrator rights revoked by the Wikipedia community.
Useful Links
To clarify, this is stuff I find useful in my work. I'm not saying that these are necessarily useful to anyone else.
- Wikipedia:List of policies and guidelines
- Wikipedia:Backlog | Wikipedia:Contribution Team/Backlogs | Wikipedia:Page Curation
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- <ref>{{cite web |url= |title= |author= |date= |work= |accessdate=September 6, 2026}}</ref>
- <ref>{{cite web |url= |language=Russian |title= |trans-title= |author= |date= |work= |accessdate=September 6, 2026}}</ref>
- <ref>{{cite book |last= |first= |title= |url= |accessdate=September 6, 2026 |year= |publisher= |isbn= |page=}}</ref>
- <ref>{{cite journal |last1= |first1= |date= |title= |url= |journal= |volume= |issue= |pages= |doi= |access-date=}}</ref>
{{sfn | Smith| 1924 | p=3}} or pp=3,7-13 additional names after Smith {{rp|37}} for lots of citations to 1 book
|url-access=subscription
|agency=Reuters
|archive-url= |archive-date=
{{xt|text}} give green text
{{Find sources|your mom}}
- reference generatator | article link checker | webcite (request that a URL be archived)
- Category Tracker | Dashboard | Feedback requests | Open RfC's
- {{citation needed span|text=dubious text |reason= |date=September, 2026}}
- {{#tag:ref|inline text|group=note}} {{reflist|group=note}} OR {{efn|name=FOO}} {{efn|name=FOO | footnote text}}
- Template:Sfn (for multiple page refs) | {{notelist}} and {{efn}} for notes
- {{Better source|reason=|date=September 2026}} {{rp|[page]}}
- {{subst:DNAU|[days]}} {{subst:Bump|[days]}}
''{{interlanguage link|Hooglede town hall|nl|Gemeentehuis van Hooglede}}'' gives "[[Hooglede town hall]] [nl]" which points to the Dutch Wikipedia article "Gemeentehuis van Hooglede"
Google Trends shows google searches for a term Google Ngram scrapes a plethora of books for a term
{{WikiProject FOOBAR}} for new articles
{{Do not move to Commons}}, used when the file would violate Commons policy {{Keep local}}, used when the file is probably eligible for Commons but you prefer that a local copy be kept too
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Patrol
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Съ нами Богъ!
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editing, formatting, etc.
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tools
pix
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[[File:Wikipe-tan do not.png|80px]]- fish
More Patrol
Categories
BLP
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Discussions
Editing tips
Rules
Wikipedia
Dispute resolution
Admin stuff
Miscellaneous Essays Etc.
Essays
Herostratus writes essays.
Mainspace essays
Userspace essays
- User:Herostratus/Understanding SCHOOLOUTCOMES
- WP:NOT EVIL. I wrote this quite a long time ago, as a kind of attempt to deal with some of the issues that were eventually addressed by WP:BLP (which was being created around the same time). I actually proposed it as a policy (rejected), which is why it is bound about with weasely exceptions, in an attempt to be adopted. I wouldn't write it that way now.
- WP:AEO
- User:Herostratus/"Notable people" sections
- User:Herostratus/7 Virtues
- User:Herostratus/Wikipedian's Meditation
Allegedly "humorous" essays
- WP:GUYINBAR
- Primogeniture
- Biographies of dead persons,
- Guidelines for uploading photographs
- Wikipedia:Lobster
- Content Disclaimer Parody (I wouldn't have written this on Meta, which IMO is for Serious Business, but this page already existed there, and it wasn't funny, and they wouldn't delete it, so I had to do something.)
