User:IrisChronomia

iris is currently malfunctioning from an intense OCD / mysophobia episode. _{4:58a(+8), 6/23. recovered 22:04.}

iris is generally under the effect of depression and can will occasionally malfunction. ^{it's like having one's mind filled with static and white noise.}

yet the flowers blossom no more -
deep asleep, birds' quieted chirping;

wind mourning in stasis, yet the cold -
a phaseless moon, round and round circling.

my version of translation of lyrics from ..'s イワシがつちからはえてくる _{lit. A Sardine grows out from the soil}, specifically, its bridge. it resonates with me the most during my depressive episodes.

0:14p (+8) 3/4/2026

Week28 -

Wikipedian anti vandals are essentially behaviour-based user intention inference and prediction non-digital deep-learning neural network-accelerated Bayesian statistical systems.^{[jargon][buzzword][neutrality is disputed]}

Previous rants of the week

Week27 - Though I dislike Intel, some of their codenames sounded nice and gave me ideas when naming things. _{Oh. I name my items. Yes, it's strange, I know. My storage drives are named with suffix -Rapids, variously cumulusRapids, stratusRapids, auraRapids and twilightRapids; thought process being that all are things you see on the sky. PCs and tablets are named with -Ridge (feels big), and mobile devices with -lake (not so big). Origins of these names are Intel's xRapids, xLake, and AMD's xRidge.}

Week26 - Workaholic-ing can cause me a DPDR episode, especially when in combination with noise-cancelling headphones. _{Drifting through my halls of mirrors, an alien keyboard, and foreign spaces.}

Week25 - It surprises me how capable the macOS's photos app is when it comes to editing raw images. Being able to do complex image editing on a laptop without using hotkeys or a mouse feels like literal magic, and so is the tone mapping tool. _{The image edited is this photograph of an IvyBridge-EP CPU. As an 8-core server-tier CPU from 2011, it now has performance comparable to mere three Zen3 cores (@~3.6GHz, two if you clock it higher).}

Week24 - Schedutil is the peak of linux CPU performance govornor, given the right data (which would require the silicon's engineering team's knowledge). Modern SoCs would probably melt on the spot with Interactive and Ondemand. Snapdragon/cough810

Week23 - Apple, why does your music app requires half a gigabyte of RAM to run on Android?

I have an alt account: anodyneiris. That's the account where I try to calm down and make only edits that are of uncontroversial nature whatsoever.

This user may comprehend text about computer science and psychopathology, at a level considerably below that of an undergraduate's.^[1] They tend to get overzealous on BLPs and articles on corporations, being over-suspicous on other editors' intent. When this happens, trout-whack me!

For the alternative version of me in a parallel universe where the concept of objective truth has ceased to exist and where 2 + 2 = 5, see my Uncyclopedia user page.

The user's signature translates to, in literal, "sea salt slushy". Here's the signature, in case you're wondering -> 海盐沙冰 _{/ aka irisChronomia / Talk}

This user is born male, but use any pronouns you feel like when referring to me.

This user speaks Mandarin Chinese natively and can understand a few related spoken dialects:^[2] Cantonese, Hunanese (partial) and Sichuanese (very barebones). 0% ability to comprehend any of Kra-Dai, Hmong-Mien or Hokkien. I'm happy to help with translations! Just start a request at my talk page!